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lemonade launcher

(n.) Slang term used by children, parents and pediatricians, that refers to the urethra of the male penis or the female vagina.

The term 'lemonade launcher' is a preferred euphemism to use when conversing with children about personal hygiene, unlike other nouns considered to be vulgar, like pisshole, pussy juice, dick, cock, cunt, twat, etc. Most parents would prefer that their children not use such 'nasty nouns.'
Natalie, you must remember to wash and clean your lemonade launcher before you get out of the bathtub.
by Rob Porter March 12, 2009
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Lemonade Refill

When the back lid of the toilet is lifted, existing water removed, and finally urinated in by a group of people. Upon flushing, the toilet bowl water is replenished with urine instead of fresh water. This action typically takes place during a party or social gathering by a unified group of inebriated guests.
"Jesus Christ Andre you pissed in my toilet!" "Where else was i supposed to do it?" "Not in the top asshole!!

Lemonade Refill
by TMCulver February 28, 2011
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lemonade wig

the most sexiest girl in the whole world who has a nice thick ass and a deep sexy voice
Marissa killed miss twinkle mouse but it doesn’t matter because she is lemonade wig.
by tsbajabajaphel August 19, 2021
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Mango Lemonade

Quite possibly the greatest Drink known to man. The exclusive drink of the Juggernaught.
Whats that?It's Mango lemonade. First Comes the Mango. Then Comes the Lemonade.
by Durka9000 December 29, 2007
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Freckled Lemonade

A new-age drink made of pure win, basically urine and period blood over ice served with one of those toothpick umbrella's and a lemon wedge.
The bitch was on her rag, so, I figured I'd make her drink a freckled lemonade in return for the bloody dick.
by djGreenBuds October 9, 2010
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Breathing lemonade

When you laugh so hard that you make that disgusting gurgle-y chuckle-y snort because you can't breathe.
"Oh my god, Jess was totally breathing lemonade after I told her that one joke"
by An actual person July 12, 2017
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Brazilian lemonade

A sex act where the man will be on his back, mouth open, and the woman will squat over his face and she will put a sliced lemon between her butt cheeks and squeeze to where the juices fall into the mans mouth.
“How was your weekend?” “Great! My girlfriend gave me some Brazilian lemonade!”
by H bird dog April 4, 2023
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