legally retarded

Person who is more retarded than usual. He or she is so retarded that if they go to court they will be pronounced legally retarded.
OMG those girls are legally retarded.
by the reals deals August 11, 2010
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Legal Tender

The name for a young lady or man who has become of the legal age to have sex. The phrase is in reference to the tenderness of their buttocks.
Did you see that little lass, I wonder if she is legal tender?
by Robert the Hairy December 11, 2011
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legal beagle

a dog that is a lawyer
sadie is a legal beagle
by Fancy Henderson May 23, 2003
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legally pumped

To have big muscles or to be all "jacked up" but with all natural training, and without the aid of performance enhancing drugs and steroids.
Person 1: "Look at that dude! He's huge! He must be on steroids!"

Person 2: " No man, he's an all natural beast! He's legally pumped!"
by nicholasbrunello January 21, 2010
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Legalize LA

A campaign by American Apparel spread on T-Shirts, Billboards, Bus Benches, Window Ads and more promoting immigration reform.
Person 1: I got a Legalize LA shirt from AA yesterday.

Person 2: Si Se Puede!
by LEGALIZE LA 2009 June 02, 2009
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legal high

Something legal and uncontrolled that will get you high in some way. Not as good as the illegal drugs though. Which makes since as if they were that fun then they would not be a legal high would they?

Typically legal highs are either dangerous, digusting and/or time consuming to use. Or maybe they are just quasi-legal like Salvia.

Does not include alcohol or caffeine.
Sniffing Glue/Spray Paint/Lighter Fluid/God knows what else -(dangerous)
DXM (Cough Syrup) - disgusting/time consuming
Salvia - quasi-legal
Morning Glory Seeds - time consuming
Laughing Gas - quasi-legal
Benadryl/Dramamine - Dangerous and not really that fun either.
Having Someone Hold Your Nose and Mouth Shut So You Cant Not Breathe and Results In Some Kinda High - Dangerous and kinda stupid. The author has never heard anyone attempt this.
Theres some other shit too. They are either some kinda inhalent or just bullshit.
by Arm February 04, 2005
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Legal eagle

A female addicted to legal who would do sexual favors for some legal money
She screamed like a legal eagle for a gram of fucking legal
by Suka may korncob May 30, 2019
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