lebanese custard 

A girl gives head to a guy in a sand box and then the male blows into a hot, steamy, batch of couscous....the woman then proceeds to eat the couscous while the male sits and watches.

Man 1- I gave marie the nastiest batch of lebanese custard last night..She ate the whole thing and wanted seconds.
Man 2- Thats awesome but i hit that up first.

lebanese custard by adamisthechamp September 8, 2008

Lebanese Kebab 

the act of decorating your penis with various food products such as beef, chicken, fruits, etc. and getting your bitch to eat it off

'im hungry'
'how bout a Lebanese Kebab?'

Lebanese Kebab by blabies212 May 15, 2010

lebanese custard 

A girl gives head to a guy in a sand box and then the male blows into a hot, steamy, batch of couscous....the woman then proceeds to eat the couscous while the male sits and watches.

Man 1- I gave marie the nastiest batch of lebanese custard last night..She ate the whole thing and wanted seconds.
Man 2- Thats awesome but i hit that up first

lebanese custard by adambtownking September 9, 2008

Lebanese Oyster 

Seaping humous like discharge, almost cottage cum like in its appearance is extracted from the vaginal cavity. Whilst the traditional method of consumption would be the Oyster Shot, the Lebanese version simply spreads the chunky paste onto a nice warm pitta and gets served, drizzled in olive oil and with a nice glass of pinot grigio.

Hey Jamie, you fucking burned the pitta, what the fuck am I gonna paste this lebanese oyster on? Its gimpingly chunky and I'm starving.

Lebanese Oyster by Knob Rob October 22, 2008

Lebanese Tweeze 

To pluck the nose hair hair out of ones nostrils.

I spent 20 minutes giving myself a Lebanese Tweeze.

Lebanese Tweeze by mondomojo May 14, 2011

Lebanese Waffle 

Taking a dump on the seat of a public/workplace toilet. Then, when you shut the lid the faeces forms a circular waffle. The outcome is a “Lebanese Waffle”.

“Yuck! Dennis left a Lebanese Waffle in the toilet again.”

“Oh man, Lebanese Waffles take ages to clean! Good thing there’s sick music in the toilets here.”

Lebanese Waffle by Spark Florence October 27, 2017

lebanese toothbrush 

Dipping ones flaccid penis into a tub of garlic sauce then proceeding to ask someone to perform oral sex on you

Going to swing by El Jannah on my way home so I can give my girlfriend a Lebanese toothbrush tonight!

lebanese toothbrush by Garlicboy69 September 25, 2019