stoner lapped

When you get stoned out of your mind and go for a ride in car, take out your phone while in the middle of the ride and place it on your lap when you finish instead of placing back in your pocket or compartment. Then while exiting the vehicle you forgot the phone was on your lap and SMASH it falls on the pavement. Thus stoner lapped. This includes, but is not limited to, the driver and all passengers
Ayo Tommy, you hear Frankie stoner lapped his phone last night now his screen is shattered!
by Frankie stoner February 23, 2017
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fat lap

The process of driving around the whole town with the intention of finding something to do. Often performed under cases of boredom
me an shaun are gonna take a fat lap, be back soon
by Macasarus November 12, 2007
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Lap Job

This is generally performed by a maiden for a gentleman, however, roles may be reversed. Similar to a lap dance, a woman jives on a man's lap. Here's the catch--the small difference is that the job giver and receiver are naked. #pantsless #pleasurable #crotchsaddle
Alone and naked, Gerald and June got hot and bothered while listening to Jack Johnson. June mounted Gerald as he asked her for a lap job. Five minutes later, the neighbors know her name.
by Shlong2.0 January 06, 2013
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Lap-ricots

n. A scrotum with a short-haired texture similar to an apricot. Easily achieved with a common electric razor.
(the late) LISA "LEFT-EYE" LOPES: "Sinbad, these peaches you bought are divine."

SINBAD: "Oh yeah? Why don't you try sucking on one of my lap-ricots."
by MarrellDonti October 13, 2011
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Lap Slapper

When you rip a loud fart in somebodies lap
Bryce sat on my lap and gave me a good lap slapper
by Heavy_D71 September 17, 2012
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lap band

A laparoscopic adjustable gastric band, commonly called a Lap-Band, A Band, or LAGB, is an inflatable silicone device placed around the top portion of the stomach to treat obesity, intended to slow consumption of food and thus the amount of food consumed.
He is really fat, but he is going to have a lap band.
by Sherlock2389 January 14, 2014
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naked lap

A naked lap happens in a drinking game/bar sport when one person achieves the winning score while the other person fails to make some minimum number of points.

In ten-cup beer pong for example, if seven cups remain on the table at the end of the game, the team with seven cups left has to run a naked lap.

In pool, a 7 Ball Loss (pub/taven pool rule) is usually grounds for a naked lap.

Many rules have been established for other common sports such as darts, foosball etc., but the threshold for naked lapping tends to vary from venue to venue.
Bro, I naked lapped Marcus in pool yesterday.

When are you running your naked lap, Todd?
by aymoney February 07, 2018
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