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lachlan a boy who is genuinely caring and kind. When it comes to school he is the most athletic person there is. But most lachlan's tend to play softball and tennis which makes them a WEAK BITCH. Although they can be athletic, when you first meet a lachlan they can be quite confronting but when you meet their real personality they are SOOKS. They are usually a tall person but if you meet a lachlan that is short he will usually only have a small group of friends. The lachlan can also be quite rude and likes to insult other people as a joke but he easily gets attached to people within a couple of days.
Person 1: Oh my god!! he is exactly like Lachlan..

Person 2: Yeah I know, he is such a weak bitch
by it really be like that.. December 28, 2019
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a person who does appsulutely nothing except make people laugh for no reason . oh and did I say he steals each and everyone of you friends
person 1: oh look its lachlan

person 2: quick run hes coming for your friends he might even give you raibies in the process
person 1: yep ok lets run
by cracker4wd September 19, 2018
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an annoying little brother who tells fucked up stories at the dinner table, generally in front of his parents
lachlan: "This one guy thinks he's so hardcore cause he wanks over porn mags!" (in reference to an 11 year old friend)

OR

lachlan: "he was just masturbating onto everthing, it was soooo funny!"
by random defiler March 13, 2003
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a stupid gay loser that is married to his only friend Tim
by timothy Hall September 23, 2003
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a little boy who happens to be the biggest asshole on the planet
teacher: 'please define emo class'

class: 'lachlan'
by honkeydonkey May 16, 2018
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Someone who is a noob (that is, has no will to learn). They generally spend their time queefing instead of learning. They could also be described as clueless or/and unmotivated
You see that lachlan? Why does he queef instead of learn?
What a lachlan!
by jesuswozhere May 13, 2010
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Me: "I hate that kid!"
by L337 H4X0R March 17, 2003
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