Laced Mutton

An old Victorian term for a prostitute.

That expensive laced mutton gave me chlamydia.

by Plumm July 26, 2012

skank lace

Women who dont own a pair of pants that cover their ass crack are now turning to a longer tshirt with lace on the bottom to cover it.

"i used to always have to stair at judy's ass all day when she sat down, im glad she is now covering it with some classy skank lace."

by shmoe_14 October 15, 2007

straight lace

Im Dead Serious, No Joke.

Meet Me After School, Straight Lace.

by Vannah Bay Bay October 28, 2007

Reverse lace

When someone falls asleep and passes out, his or her friends can remove the laces of their shoes and lace them backwards so they need to be tied near the toe.

When Sack passed out, we so reverse laced him.

by Sack pranker March 09, 2018

lacing the log

To ejaculate over ones own poop.

I had such a massive dump yesterday. It was such beaut, it kind of turned me on, so I Christened it with my own semen, thus lacing the log

by Shredwards May 17, 2016

lace where

when the wig is installed so good you can’t see the lace at all

girl: i installed a new wig what do you think?
girl 2: omg girl, lace where??

by urmom2k23 July 15, 2023

laced out

As in, I think that blunt was laced with something.

Your just so faded or someone is sooo faded. They don't look like they are on just one substance but two or several.

You see that one guy bending and swaying like a snake screaming at the people behind us?

Yea that dude was so laced out he thought the stage was behind us.

by INTUNED March 05, 2017