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London

Hip ethnic enclaves infused with homosexuality, poverty, and royalty.
The world's most cosmopolitan city, where the pulse of Europe erupts.
Coolest subway system in the world!
Most comopolitan city in the universe!
by London to Tokyo to Madrid November 7, 2003
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London

by floss June 8, 2003
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london police

The most paranoid mutherfuckers in the world. You can't be a teenager at 6 pm and walk five steps before they're on you asking where you "got your drugs". They shine a flashlight in your face and threaten to take you in because you're looking "spaced out".
The London Police are ridiculous. I was walking down my road at 8 o'clock and they stopped me, saying I looked like I was on heroin! (true story)
by Angelacia May 15, 2007
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The London Lemur

When you’re in the downward dog yoga pose with a British man, after having eaten garlic noodles and crabs, and said British man climbs on top of you.
“I was trying to workout in this yoga studio last night, and some rando gave me the London Lemur!
by Shagaelik April 8, 2019
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The London pussy puke sewer

its where when having sex with a girl you puke in her pussy while pissing at the same time.

after result the stench usually smells like a London sewer.
the combination of piss and puke in the woman's pussy looks like a London sewer
hey jimmy I pissed and puked in your moms pussy last night, I totally gave here the London pussy puke sewer loser!

keep in mind you have to be extremely fucked up to say this
by RICE_CAKE_RAPIST February 11, 2022
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Oli London

A british, white man who is islamophobic and disgusting. Oli London underwent tons of plastic surgery to look like Jimin, a K-pop idol from BTS. Weirdly, Oli London says he identifies as Jimin, is married to Jimin, but also that Jimin is his father. Something doesn't add up. He thinks he can be Korean by bathing in ramen soup and eating korean food. Please, no one is safe from this man.
Did you hear, Oli London says he's plastic fantastic!
Plastic fantastic? Ha, more like fucking pollution.
by tourettes-superhero April 25, 2022
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Oli London

Someone will a creepy obsession with kpop idols and needs to get a life.
He says he’s Korean but he’s definitely not
He’s a British person with a weird obsession with kpop idols
“Oli London needs to stop”
“Why ?”
“Because he’s 33 years old”
by Moxxiidoll_ May 8, 2022
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