Ligma

Lycirobacterium Internal Genealirus Morph-Arsintits, better referred to as LIGMA, is an infectious disease usually caused by the Mycobacterium Ligmitus Arsintits (MLA) bacterias which can be traced to the Bophides Myphat (BMP) genus of Rubondese Sloberon (RMO), all traced to the bofa (Biological Oscillopsian Fibrospectare Arsintits), Ligma being the second stage. Ligma is extremely fatal with a fatality rate of 99.97% according to an underground lab (lab 42-069) in Sugon, Indo-China. Lab 42-069 also proved it to be part of Bophides Myphat, the rarest genus of RMO. Around ninety percent of people who caught Ligma are virgins, a study which lab 42-069 is working on as of November 2018. Ligma is spread from one person to the next through the air (HHT). Symptoms of Ligma are: blue balls, shriveled testicles, being a virgin.

Treatments of Ligma are being heavily researched. Ligma being part of BOFA gives it a notorious difficulty in finding a treatment procedure. However, as of September 11th 2021, one treatment has been concocted. The LIGMA-BALLS (Byranithium Arsintits Lerangion Ligahndi Stigmakok) procedure is the only working treatment for Ligma, notorious for its difficult procedure. Ligma is the last treatable stage of the BOFA spectrum. The LIGMA-BALLS procedure evidently can prevent further infection like the final stage of the BOFA spectrum: E-TMA. E-TMA (Encephalitis-Tetratingulous Microthercian Arsintits) has a 100% fatality rate, untreatable.

Ninja, a virgin Fortnite streamer, died due to complications of Ligma.
what's Ligma?
Ligma Balls!

I accidentally gave my girlfriend Ligma last night.. she won't speak to me anymore.
did you tell her to LIGMA-BALLS?
what the fuck is wrong with you?

People who get Ligma are so gay.
*looks at him attentively, being gay*

by dickmachinko May 23, 2022

Ligma

A very serious disease that has ravaged the world with many casualties.

Person 1: Hey what's ligma? Person 2: LIGMA BALLS

by krockIOK November 8, 2018

Ligma

A very serious terminal condition that has no cure and can cause virginity and stupidity, some have said that might even cause people to "Lick My Balls". Many Fortnite streamers/players have contracted this disease from strenuous playing or stealing their moms credit card to buy V Bucks.

Ninja has contracted Ligma from playing Fortnite too much and being a toxic person.

by Danny The Microwave April 26, 2019

Ligma

Ligma balls

Ligma balls *rekt*

by BraMan Vanilla August 10, 2018

Ligma

Ligma balls

u got ligma, "whats ligma"says the friend "ligma balls" Hahahahahaha XD

by Bop19 April 3, 2019

Ligma

Ligma (lung inactivity good matter activity) is a serious disease, it is a part of the BOFA string of viruses, there is no cure right now. The disease is contagious. If you would like to help please donate at cureligma.com or you can call 1-800-ligma. The last know outbreak was in the 1940's within the Jew community in Poland. A popular celebrity icon Hitler killed all of them to hopefully the disease. This would not happen as he got Ligma, and Sugma, another string of BOFA, and grew a mustache and then killed himself from the giant tumor on his balls. That is a common symptom getting tumor's on the balls, otherwise know as Ligma-balls. These are no good as they can pop like balloons.

This is a serious disease and should be treated before it turns into Ligma-Balls

Guy 1: Yo did you hear that I got ligma?
Guy 2: No way you better stay away from Jews.

by bigloserdickguy December 2, 2020

Ligma

Ligma is really rare illness that Ninja popular Fortnite streamer died from. Basically it is a meme to prank friends. They say ligma is lick my balls (testicles)

-Do you have ligma?
-What is it?
-Ligmaballs

by Krukuow January 9, 2019