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retarded bush hating traitors theywant to kill military servicemen put saddam in power want the united states blownup they slash school funding luv child rapers and hate everyone except themselves liberals suck
liberals :i am such a liberal i hate the united states, want to expand welfare, i praise jimmy carter, defend terrorists, did not want the war on terror, love michael moore, and is a complete idiot traitor, and i think everyone who fought in vietnam was a baby eater, go clinton!

(the person who wrote this is not liberal i am just quoting what liberals say)
by fatpenguinzrtakingover December 28, 2005
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A phrase that, when used by smart people, is often accompanied by "and fuck conservatives too".
Fuck liberals, and fuck conservatives too. You know what, fuck partisan politics, they're ruining this goddamn country.
by the REAL Fritz April 16, 2006
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ok i'm sure that some liberals are pot smoking hippies but if all pot smoking hippies were liberals that would mean hyde would also be one along with all of the other people on that 70's show (dont worry, i know that this show is ficticious) however i am a liberal also and i do not worship john kerry or any other politician for that matter you people are really stupid if you think that we do it seems more like the conservatives worship bush and his family. so i guess you think we are hippies because we give a thought to the environment hmmm riiite yea we suck so much because we dont want everyone to painfully die from the suns rays. not
by me February 23, 2005
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people who think that people who work hard don't deserve their hard-earned money, and that instead it should go in the hands of those who don't do shit.

i.e.; instead of teaching a man to fish, you just give a man a fish. thus the man leeches off the hard-working fisherman instead of catching his own fish, thus preventing economic growth for all.

This example, stated by Jesus Christ, proves that he was a conservative. Liberals who say that Jesus was a liberal are full of shit because Jesus isn't pro-choice.
Because of the damn liberals at my college, I pay full tuition at my college to be a good student while my roommates smoke weed all the time on a full ride.

or

Because all the damn liberals voted for Obama, our country is headed for a complete shit hole all for the sake of a "get out of racism free" card.
by varwa March 3, 2010
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Bitch and whine about everything and are never happy, complain about how the government is doing things when they themselves would do fifty times worse. They are stupid and should never be listened to. They are manipulated by the Media and worship John Kerry.
Shut the fuck up you stupid liberals. God! Why don't you just shut up and suck my mother fuckin dick? Lame Asses. Fuckin losers. Bitch ass niggas!
by ME October 31, 2004
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The most disgusting capitalists of all.

Especially Hollywood and all of their shameless crappy remakes.
Hollywood has no original thoughts or ideas but that doesn't stop them from re-packaging the same shit to us over and over again and taking our money from us(and for NOTHING I might add).

Greedy pukes!
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Dumbass americans who make the job of the current president 10 times more difficult than it should be with their protesting his every move.
People who have act un-patriotic, but get offended when they are called so. Even though they show no support for our troops overseas.
Hypocrites who would fly the american flag following 9/11 on their cars, offices, homes etc. but would denounce and be ashamed of it when our government tries to seek justice for the acts wronged.
Even bigger hypocrites for wanting to feel safe, and crying that we need to feel safer, but attack bush when he proposes a great idea that has been proven to work against terrorism.
Pot smoking hippies who rather put a tree's life or a dolphin's life before the life of his fellow american.
People who are ok with having lost 18 soldiers oversees, and for sake of losing face or another soldier decide not to seek justice and pull out. (That's you clinton)
Dumbasses who complain that bush shouldn't be in power, saying that he got placed by the supreme court, but who seem to forget that bush was rightly voted into office for the SECOND time in 04.
Angry and bitter people who are upset that they no longer have control of the government and most likely wont for a long long time.
"Did you see those liberals protesting against the war"?

"Yeah, they're also a member of the ACLU"

"That's funny, so they get to enjoy civil liberties, and fights when they are challenged, but they are against the people from the middle east having the same liberties?!"

"That's how they are, fucking hippies"
by porchmonkey August 20, 2006
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