leet speak

When the 1st l33t sp34k hit the scene in the very early 80's it didn't use all the annoying ?|}{)\ and crap they put as subs for letters today. It just occasionally subbed some numbers for letters so that normal searches and bots, ect. would not pick up the pattern. It has been changed into something entirely stupid and unreadable by wannabe, lazy kids today. Same with lol and rotflmao and such. Been around since 300 baud n00bs.....

If j00 w3r3 r34lly l33t j00d kn0w it n00b.

This sentence would have been a bit overkill even then for leet speak. Most would have written it like:

If you w4s l33t u'd kn0w noob.....

by Derius December 7, 2006

leet-speak

n. The language of virgins.

People who use leet-speak will never get laid.

by keyshaw October 18, 2004

Leet Jelly

The physical manifestation of leet.

Joe-hey jon you got like one kill that round, whats the matter?
Jon-I used up all my Leet Jelly ,i need to order another jar.

by sykishi December 9, 2008

Leet O'clock

Similar to Pi time, Leet O'clock is when the time is 13:37. Only accessible to 24hr time.

Steve: Oi Johnny guess what
Johnny: Wat?
(Steve points to his watch and johnny looks at it)
Johnny: Oh it says leet o'clock hurr durr

by Jazzytard March 18, 2010

leet skeet

A varatiaon of leet but more LEET then the original leet. Leet SKeet is higher then leet and is used to describe kick ass shit
such as a game or hardware or a person

" Man the new ATI card out is leet skeet"

"have you seen how leet skeet that dude is hes totally pwned me"

by Bone January 8, 2005

leet-speak

The practice of substituting any number of letters or symbols for actual letters coupled with purposefully phonetically mis-spelling words while chatting in order to make your chat unreadable to all but the "elite," or, all the other dorks you are chatting with.

31337 = ELEET = Elite

by Eric Seven September 29, 2004

leet cred

street cred for geeks

A: lol i just haxored the white house
B: leet cred +1

by crazygoatemonky January 25, 2006