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Lumberton

A small Texas town that consists of 94.5 % White population. The population of this community has been increasing as the ever growing problem of corrupt school officials and rising crime in the surrounding Beaumont areas flourish. Known as a bedroom community, most citizens of Lumberton drive 50-75miles a day to go to work in the Industrial sections of southern Jefferson County, as they only sleep in Lumberton due to the worry of having their home invaded in the middle of the night by Beaumont and Port Arthur's finest citizens. Most of these fine and upstanding citizens of the above mentioned cities are "products of their environment" and blame most of the problems in their day to day lives on the assumption that "We didn't land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock landed on us". The citizens of this small community are mainly White, Employed, Well Armed, and will put a rather large additional suck hole in your worthless ass for intruding into their well furnished and very nice neighborhoods to loot and plunder for items to be taken back to Beaumont and Port Arthur. These items are prized in the highly established and affluent north and south end neighborhoods of Beaumont.
Ta'Seandrick Washington : Shit dog, you think we be goin up to Lumberton tonight to do a little lootin' yo?

D'Andre Jackson : Hell naw Nukka, them boyz out dere be poppin' caps and shit when dey be seein a black man. Man, they had Quannell X all up in that piece when another brotha was killed up there leavin' a white girls house and wrecked in a ditch. They bussted them tazers out on his azz and errthang. His moms and shit was on TV Tombout she gonna get the NBAACP involved son...We ain't goin no where nere' dem white boys. We gone have to wait until they come to Beaumont or P/A to get our jack on dog..
by GroupTherapist July 29, 2011
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Lumberton

Lumberton, New Jersey. A cursed place, whose residents may never leave New Jersey.
Dude: Hey, where do you live?
Lumbertonian: Lumberton.
Dude: Where's that?
Lumbertonian: Hell.
by J-E-B September 24, 2009
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lumberton highschool

A crappy school full of white people and over pocs that are not black that say the n word and teachers who care about putting them grades in than there students. Everyone is either pregnant or a virgin no in between. every dude that hangs in the hallway after the bells rings sells drugs and is gonna flunk out. Everyone on the football team is failing and here i am trying my best and still failing. And why is every freshmen girl fighting over a guy who is 5'2, he dont care about you. All the white girls dress the same and all the indian people think they white and vote for Trump. all the black girls are cute. there is a rumor that almost all the cute black guys have DEADLY stds, DO BETTER. and why we got flowers that re in better condition than our books. And why are people with no edges and a spoon shaped head talking about people. YALL NEED TO GRADUATE OR AT LEAST HAVE A PLAN BE GET OUT OF LUMBERTON GET OUT OF THE SUNKEN PLACE
Person: you go to lumberton highschool?
Me: sadly
by Tyrone Kim October 9, 2017
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Adam Lambertness

to posses or exude the personality of Adam Lambert; to have the feeling of Adam Lambert
The new CD had a Adam Lambertness feeling to it. I liked it.
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Lambeth academy

everyone is a neek and dead tings have the most chat
hi r u from Lambeth academy?
yes
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Adam Lamberting

Doing anything related to Adam Lambert
(includes stalking)
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lumberto

(lum-ber-toe)
1. a guy who looks black but is not of that origin but from a nicaragua decent
1.Dude your a lumberto!!
2. Excuse me miss but is lumberto available for a meal?
by Kirtpatrick May 15, 2006
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