S.I.L.F

Sheep I'd Like to Fuck sheep shagger} - A common welshism/bristolian term, often quoted whilst at the local farmers market.

'Cooor, that there Black Mountains a bee-uty!'

'Aye, she's a right S.I.L.F'

by PoL, Gas, Cymraeg. July 3, 2008

P.I.L.F

Pupil (Student) I Like Fuckin'

My classmate is a P.I.L.F

by City+Rapers February 21, 2011

S.H.L.F.

Steve's House Liberation Front, committed to the ending of all recreational activities at Steve's house and the search for 4 new livers. The use of violence is not condoned though often used when necessary.

I'm down with the S.H.L.F.

by S.H.L.F April 24, 2005

P.I.L.F.

Priest I'd Like to Fuck

An internationally known Catholic priest sometimes called "Father Oprah" has been removed from his posts in Florida after published photos showed that the P.I.L.F. was lying down bare-chested in an embrace with a woman on a beach.

by mssheen13 May 6, 2009

G.G.I.L.F.

Governor-General I'd Like to Fuck

"That Canadian Governor-General Michaelle Jean is completely hot - she is such a G.G.I.L.F."

"The Wild Lardo Boys love our Governor-General!"

by The Wild Lardo Boys June 11, 2006

M.M.I.L.F.

Unlike the Abbriviation for Milf (Mom I'd LIke to F***) MMILF means Married Man I'd Like to Fondle

Todd: Hey M.M.I.L.F.
Joe: Don't call me that

by JIMSOAWESOME August 3, 2011

C.A.L.F

Cunt Ass-Licking Fucker

"You're such a C.A.L.F!!!"
"Stop being such a C.A.L.F and help me with my homework!!!"
(when using the term pronounce it as "calf")

by Lincey March 18, 2008