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kitty dick

You have kitty dick after you put kitty chow on your dick so your kitty licks it off
Friend 1: Man ever since we broke up all I can get is kitty dick
Friend 2: You're that low? Shit.
by Richard the dude January 20, 2017
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Kitty-pie

Like cutie-pie, but for cats.
(baby voice) “Hey there kitty-pie! Aren’t you pretty!
by Innocent4 June 25, 2018
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kitty love

The opposite of puppy love. When you love someone but are not dependent of them, only occasionally searching for their attention, just like a cat would. Normally, people who give kitty love dislikes clingy or needy partner, basically puppy love.
Girl : Ugh I hate how clingy he is, why is he giving me that puppy love!
Friend : haha y’all complete opposites relationship wise.
Girl : yeah, if he was puppy love then I have kitty love for sure.
by axnais February 22, 2020
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Coco Kitty

Coco kitty is an item that was given out as a monthly collectible at gaia online. Coco is the cousin of Kiki kitty, and is the co-star of a famous television show
Coco kitty is a rare item from gaia online
by Hanna L. October 30, 2008
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Sleepy Kitty Syndrome

A person who develops Sleepy Kitty Syndrome are typically at home when the symptoms first develop. This syndrome peaks in the daytime and obviously only affects cat owners (both men and women are susceptible).

Most commonly, this syndrome begins after the man or woman show signs of procrastination and decide to sit on his or her couch to watch television, rather than do what they needed to that day. The person's pet cat will then take this opportunity to sit upon his or her lap to commence the first stages of Sleepy Kitty Syndrome.

First, the cat will become very warm and cuddly.
Second, the cat will then proceed to take a nap on the owner's lap. This is when the cat will begin transmitting Sleepy Kitty Syndrome upon the owner. Currently, scientists cannot explain how the cat does this, or why. The person/cat owner will then begin to feel unyielding tiredness and become unable to leave his or her couch for the remainder of the day. However, the current world record for being under Sleepy Kitty Syndrome is 5.5 days. The only way to combat Sleepy Kitty Syndrome is by owning a dog.**

**WARNING: Sleepy Doggy Syndrome has not yet been properly tested. Please use caution when napping with a dog.
"I really need to get a job, but I have Sleepy Kitty Syndrome so I think I will take a nap instead".
by Invisible.Lady February 13, 2015
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tord_kitty

A very talented TikToker who is most known for turning Friday Night Funkin’ Mods into cute cats.
Person 1: Hey do you follow tord_kitty on TikTok?
Person 2: Who’s that?

Person 1: WHO IS TORD_KITTY? Only the most talented artist on TikTok.
by UD_Axcenia July 3, 2021
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Miss Kitty

The better, prettier, funnier, and more accurate version of the mean tarot reader of TikTok
Miss Kitty is so much better than that 2 but hussy that claims she's sober when she's clearly blitzed to the moon!
by HutchNation CEO March 27, 2022
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