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kristoferyee: WH OMEGALUL is that

by anonymous January 26, 2022

Kristoffer Post Byriel

A slang for a mordbid and oboxious Dungeons & Dragons monster. It exists in gutters, sewers and otherwise polluted areas, adventures braving these areas will often face an enraged kristoffer post byriel. Kristoffer post byriels are armed with ferocious remarks and conversation starters used decades ago. This may be a cruel weapon but Kristoffer post byriels true strenght lies in it's ability to annoy it's prey to the brink of suicide.

Surprisingly enough for their species, instead of mating with their kin they will often be found mating with local farm animals or domestic animals in general.

"Watch out for that byriel!"
"I think i saw a post in the stables yesterday"
"My lord that Kristoffer is gruesomely annoying!"
"A good sword or two will take care of that Kristoffer Post Byriel!"

by SpaceHamster January 5, 2012

Kristoffer

Kristoffer is this really tall guy, blue eyes, short black hear,always wears like blue dongeries and t-shirts, his funny AF, always "over the fucking top uber-super fucking happy" for some reason, he has moved three times and most of them around south-west of western oslo and he has a big dick, just sayin'

this goes for most Kristoffer

hey you know that really tall guy, blue eyes, short black hear,always wears like blue dongeries and t-shirts, his funny AF, always "over the fucking top uber-super fucking happy" for some reason, he has moved three times and most of them around south-west of western oslo and he has a big dick, whats his name again

yea you mean, Kristoffer

by some guy i think May 9, 2017

krystofer

krystofer is cool not tall but still cool, he is fucking not smart but can be smart, he is good at music I thi... I meen he thinks, cuzz im not krys the fug u talking about im... um... um... bob yeah.
krystofer only has one girl in his life but im not alowed to say her name but yeah.
I dont know what right sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooo o o o o o o o o o o o o o
bye love you no homo, cuzz if their was that would be gay and krystofer is not gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and his last name is bowes so go fined out what his last name means

hey krystofer
hello their......

by not krystofer ;) November 13, 2019

Kristoffer

Kristoffer is a secretive guy. This name is given to an intense personality. He doesn't talk much, but when he does, he can turn any conversation around. If you win his heart over (which is very hard as he is extremely attractive to a lot of girls), he will ignore any other person who comes between you two. He is extremely loyal, trustworthy and passionate. Don't mess with him, though, he would do anything for his loved ones. Kristoffer likes dogs.

Person #1: Kristoffer proposed to me yesterday.
Person #2: I'm so happy for you two.
Person #1: I told you he meant it when he said he would never leave me.

by Star Maker December 13, 2020

Kristefer

The best big brother you could ever ask for <3 :”)

He’s so nice he must be a kristefer

by Lapis. March 7, 2021

Krisstofer

Krisstofer is a friend you can always depend on no matter what. He will always be there for you even though you aren't in good terms, or if he's going through something challenging. He has a lot of great friends, and his music taste is great, but sometimes it tastes like shit. Krisstofer is very loyal, funny, and charming, and he'll always be himself around you no matter what. He's always himself, and that what makes him a great friend. Never drop Krisstofer or you'll regret it. He's the Dark God of all puny humans; do not mess with him.

Who's that good looking guy?
Oh, that's just my bestie Krisstofer!

by asjdadajsdad1 March 10, 2021