Kristeen

Kristeen is someone really cool and is really funny she is tv star material she doesn't go around searching for validation because she knows how awesome she is she is bad at math but that is ok she will keep your secrets safe

l just love kristeen she is so cool

by anonymous May 3, 2022

Kristen Lee

The most amazing person that will ever be in your life, she's the person that you'll be in love with your whole life.

My life will be miserable without Kristen Lee

by ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 February 8, 2023

Kristineing

The process of one-upping another or interrupting a conversation in which you are not involved to insert your experience to direct attention to oneself and look foolish.

Tom broke his leg the other day.

Kristine:” I was struck in the femur by a running dog and fractured my femur. The chiropractor confirmed it.”

Thank you for Kristineing me!

by Linguistually_yours July 2, 2019

Kristine

A fucking LEO

P1: she's too nice, it's scary.
P2: leo's am i right?
P3: i bet her name's kristine.
P4: HOW'D U FUCKING KNOW??

by can he beat goku tho May 29, 2021

Kristen Stewart

The most boring and over-rated actress on the face of the planet. Pretty much talks in complete monotone except for when she's screaming, in which case she sounds like a dying cat. Some people say she's really pretty, while others say she's really pale and has buck teeth. Also a pot-head. She plays the character of Bella "Sue" Swan of Twilight perfectly, mostly because Bella Swan is a character that lacks a personality as well.

Mindless fan girl: Did you see Kristen Stewart in Twilight? Isn't she just so pretty and talented?
Me: What the hell are you talking about? She's a horrible actress, and a pot-head.

Mindless fan girl: OMG! UR JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE SHE GETS TO KISS EDWARD!!!111!
Me: Why the hell would I be jealous of her? Edward's a jerk, and he's ugly. I'd rather bathe in a pool of shit than kiss him.

by The-Alternative-To-Idiocy February 17, 2010

Kristen Stewart

A talentless American actress that has stared in numerous low key movies, excluding Twilight, which she utterly destroyed.

"Did you see Twilight yesterday?"

"Yeah...it sucked. Kristen Stewart...uhg, they just need a recast, for Christ's sake!"

by Airstream Raider December 26, 2008

kristen stewart

Possibly the worst actress ever. She is most known for playing Bella Swan in the Twilight movies(which she completely ruined with her pathetic acting). She has also been in: Catch that Kid, The Messengers, and Panic Room. She is boring and emotionless. She puts no effort into her character and performance and doesn't deserve her job. She's just taking up room in the acting industry when there could be actual talented people in her spot.

person 1: Did you see twilight?
person2: yeah but Kristen Stewart wrecked it with her boring and pathetic performance
person1:Tell me about it. I don't understand why anyone hires her. She sucks!

by tink08 December 20, 2009