Korean Tourist Disorder 

Korean Tourist Disorder (KSD) is the irresistible compulsion to take pictures of oneself our one's family in front of every conceivable landmark, regardless of its insignificance. The afflicted are not necessarily Korean, although many are. They frequently clog hallways and sidewalks at high-profile American universities and other locales. Their primary mode of transportation include caravans of transcontinental tour buses, which never stop for more than ten minutes or less than two at any of particular place of interest.

Tom: (seeing large, dense crowd toting cameras) There must be an epidemic of Korean Tourist Disorder. Cover your mouth.
Dick: No shit. I just woke up from a nap on that bench when thirty of the buggers started taking pictures of me.

Korean Tourist Disorder by calvert February 11, 2008

korean barbie 

A Korean Girl who is a typical american richbitch.
X. rich
X. popular
X. gorgeous
X. cheerleader
X. homecoming queen
X. prom queen
X. spoiled
X. can get all the guys
X. preppy
X. skinny
X. fashionable

Person: ohmigahhd. she is like totally a korean barbie!
KoreanBarbie: like yea. be jealouse byotchhhes.

korean barbie by MiSSG0RGEOUS_K0REANBARBiE [X0] October 3, 2006

Korean food

SEOUL FOOD! screw yaku, korean food owns everything.

me: yo korean food owns, rite?
yaku: no
me: don't make me drop kick your ovaries.
yaku: sorry bout that, korean food owns everything!
me: foshizzle.

Korean food by just!n January 5, 2005

Korean Barbecue 

To smear soy sauce and barbecue (preferably bullseye barbecue) all over a persons genitals and proceed to eat that wiener or that chow mein poon tang like its a Korean barbecue festival.

Suzy: Whens the last time you gave you boyfriend really good head?

Alex: Last night I korean barbecued that sweet and sour beef,

Suzy: Woah, I wish someone would Korean Barbecue my spring rolls.

Korean Barbecue by KoreanBarbecue69 January 12, 2013

Korean Cocaine 

See Starcraft

Guy A: hey man wanna do a lil Korean cocaine later?
Guy B: Shit ive already been doing it all day. I might OD

Korean Cocaine by BrewedTeal December 2, 2010

Korean girl 

A female of Korean descent, usually but not always from a Christian background, can be stubborn, easily jealous, affectionate toward both sexes, passive-agressive, and often humorous. There is controversy over their beauty. Many believe that Korean females are in the top of the hierarchy of Asian beauty due to the popular Korean media and dramas. But there is a contradiction. Many think that FOBS (Fresh Off the Boat, or those who have moved here recently)are unattractive, while ABK women (American Born Korean) are generally beautiful unlike their foreign sisters. After conducting two different surveys, "Korean girls" was the most replied answer. The surveys were conducted toward both men and women: "Who are the prettiest Asian girls?" and the other was "Who are the most imcompatible Asian girls?" This may show a link between their beauty and ego, which tends to harm their reputation among other Asian ethnicities.

I've experienced many conversations like this: "Who's your friend?" : "A korean girl" : "Oh *makes slight face*" : "Haha no this one is actually nice" : "oh...is she a fob?" : "No" : "Oh is she pretty then?" : "Yea she's cute"

Korean girl by Yamahattie May 11, 2007

Korean Law 

the Korean government established that it is illegal for an online video game to ship WITHOUT huge tits & gratuitous Ass shots for female characters, conversely it is obscene to expose more than the eyes of male characters unless they spout horns and bone spurs at absurd angels.

when these games inevitably get released in other countries (namely the US) the game developers get unduly accused of sexism and employing perverts when, in fact, they are all upstanding citizens adhering to the laws of their country.

Americans generally don't give a shit about most of the laws in their own country, and care even less about laws in other countries (Tijuana excluded from that statement), so they never bothered to look up the actual law and coined it "Korean Law". The rest of the world just picked up our phrase instead of coming up with their own, like usual.

also knows as "K-Law" and sometimes confused with "Japanese prevision" (or J-perv for short), the difference being: J-perv is a national pastime while K-Law is a government regulation.

13 year old boy with internet, but no girlfriend #1: "stop being such a feminazi! A chicks Tits are, like, natural and everyone is born from a Vagina, so .... why is it a big deal for me to play as a "natural" chick in a online game?"

13 year old boy with internet, but no girlfriend #2: "yeah! we're actually supporting bitches to be comfortable with their bodies, and it's not like they're COMPLETELY exposed, so stop hating on Korea, they're just more progressive than the rest of the world."

13 year old boy with internet, but no girlfriend #1: "they're, like, so progressive, it's "Korean Law" over there!"

Korean Law by Fakeassname July 8, 2010