Knock

A unit of measurement for any object that defines how many times it would take to kill someone if you hit them round the head with it.

The lower the knock value, the harder the object is (generally).

Dan: "Hey, this is a good baguette; a nice 150 knocks."

Amy: "This bread is stale, it's lost about 30 knocks."

by Reenix October 24, 2009

#knock #knock

What people post on Twitter when they possibly just swatted someone.

@poodlecorp #knock #knock

by Mattdude July 19, 2016

knock

Clothes/gear.Used in the city of Cork in Ireland. Used by scumbags.

"Get any decent knock in town?"

by Kitten123 July 11, 2005

knock

to tell on someone

person 1: im grounded because my parents found out that i stole gum from the gas station.
person 2: i didnt knock on you.

by jordan October 30, 2003

Knocked it

In liverpool UK the term "knocked it" refers to somebody being sick after drinking too much.. "that vodka was fucking nasty i've just knocked it everywhere"

that vodka was fucking nasty i've just knocked it everywhere

by The scrawds July 13, 2010

knock

an attempt to speak to a love interest. ANTONYMS: HOLLA, POP

i was at the club, TRYNA knock at this female...-

by breks one February 17, 2003

Knock knock zoom zoom

When you knock on a random persons door then run away.

Bad kids in the neighborhood: “y’all wanna play knock knock zoom zoom”

Other kids: “yeaaaaa”

by Eat.toilet.paper0002 April 26, 2020