knife

1) An object with a blade, primarily used for cutting.

2) To stab someone with a knife.

"I'm going to knife you if you touch my bitch again."

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

knife photography

The act of taking photos of knives. Derived from the act of knife painting originally practised in medieval times.

Eric: "Can you let me into your kitchen, I'd like to do some knife photography?"

Chanisha: "Ok."

by ken_no_shashin February 26, 2013

ginsu knife

A gimmick made famous by late-night television ads in the 1970's that promised but wait, there's more!" The Ginsu Knife was able to cut through aluminum cans one minute, then slice a tomato wafer-thin the next.

Roommate #1: How are we going to get this Christmas Tree out of our apartment?
Roommate #2: Hand me the Ginsu Knife and I'll cut it up into little pieces.
Roommate #1: But wait, there's more: what about the trunk of the tree?
Roommate #2: Shit the Ginsu Knife works on the whole tree!

by Dub the Second April 16, 2014

Brown knife

Brown knife is used commonly in prison after raping someone and shoving a knife up there ass

Prisoner 1: that’s the guy who snitched on vinny lets give him a little talk
Prisoner 2: hey p1 hows it goi-
Prisoner 2: AHHH STOP FUCKING MY ASS
Prisoner 1: I’m going to give you a brown knife

Prisoner 1: *Shoves knife up ass*
Prisoner 2: *dies*

by my sc is @lil.trapdog May 18, 2018

My Little Knifey

My Little Knifey is the best and it’s used to kill tiny ants

-by Yi

Bobby: Dude what’s My Little Knifey?
Timmy: Bro it’s used to kill ants

by Yi November 21, 2018

Knifehand

Serves as a hand signal and way of pointing at things. A knifehand is done by fully extending and adjoining the thumb and fingers. If somebody points a knifehand in your direction, you're about to have a really bad day. It is also a strike in mcmap

Example 1: Even Chuck Norris fears the knifehand!

Example 2: Holy shit, the T-1000 just knifehanded John conner's foster parent in the face!

by Kreator89 February 7, 2010

swiss-army knife syndrome

1. The need to be overly prepared at all times.

2. The condition of needing to be equiped with the most possible tools for the maximum number of undefined situations. This condition becomes dangerous when one suffers anxiety/panic when one does not possess the appropriate tool in a situation or must carry certain tools in fear of certain situations. See neurosis

3. Also attributed to objects or persons that have a superflous amount of functions but that are not overly good at any of them.

*Tools need not be material they may be personality attributes as well.

1. Mary Poppins must suffer from swiss-army knife syndrome; look at her handbag!

3. Inspector Gadget - the ultimate in the dysfunctional swiss-army knife syndrom personalities.

by Iddiiwltwigt November 30, 2004