A sexual act that contains two men with mustaches. One man performs a bumpkin and the other guy does a rimjob on him right after while the poop is still hot. He accepts the poop into his mouth. the guy who didn't just Eat ass gives the other a blow job, keeping the cum in his mouth. They make out and mesh the two together, creating a Klondike bar.
me and the boys are Klondiking tonight
by stargazer872 January 04, 2019
a sexual act when one person with a mustache has performed a bumpkin on the other, makes quick haste with a rimjob, and they proceed to make out while there are poop crusties dangling as if icicles from mustache.
Me and the boys are Klondiking tonight
by stargazer872 January 04, 2019
A person who is a Klondike, but people like him enough to call him by his real name, but only occasionally.
by TheAntiKlondike May 25, 2024
by klondikestan4 November 22, 2020
by MentallyMason February 05, 2018
by GlamourTrapRacoon April 04, 2019
A Klondike Bar is when a black top takes whoever he plans on having sex out into the snow or cold during the winter naked. He then forces them to bare the cold and pleasure him, the thought of frostbite and hypothermia keep the bottom from taking his time meaning the top never has to worry about blue balls, except from the freezing conditions. The top when finished jizzes onto himself and his partners bare skin and returns inside to the warmth. The klondike bar part comes in from the fact the black dude is most likely now frozen and had a creamy center that is now on both members of the sexual act
by felix109 December 23, 2016