Klondike Bar

A Klondike Bar is when a black top takes whoever he plans on having sex out into the snow or cold during the winter naked. He then forces them to bare the cold and pleasure him, the thought of frostbite and hypothermia keep the bottom from taking his time meaning the top never has to worry about blue balls, except from the freezing conditions. The top when finished jizzes onto himself and his partners bare skin and returns inside to the warmth. The klondike bar part comes in from the fact the black dude is most likely now frozen and had a creamy center that is now on both members of the sexual act

"DaQuan gave Jordan a nice Klondike Bar one night in January"

by felix109 January 6, 2017

Klondike bitch

A bulldyke type bitch who will do anything and everything to fuck a straight girl

"Hey Shelly why you keep looking at Sara" "Hulk Want Smash" "omg shell quit being a Klondike bitch"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 11, 2022

Klondike

Something you would call a straight blonde guy who takes it up the ass but can’t do anything to stop it. Can sometimes be a hierarchical process where other people determine which of the klondikes they like best, and they choose them as the “Klondike King”.

“Shut up, you Klondike!”

by TheAntiKlondike May 24, 2024

Klondike

Something that starts with K and ends with Ike

Guy 1: What starts with k and ends with ike?

Guy 2: Kike
Guy 1: No it’s klondike
Guy 2: my bad I hate Jews
Guy 1: yeah I do too

by JEWLOL💀 May 3, 2025

Klondike King

A person who is a Klondike, but people like him enough to call him by his real name, but only occasionally.

“You are a Klondike, but don’t worry. You are a Klondike King.”

by TheAntiKlondike May 24, 2024

afro klondike

staying up all night to do your college work.

Tina is being an Afro klondike lately.

by George afroklondike December 5, 2013

Klondiking

a sexual act when one person with a mustache has performed a bumpkin on the other, makes quick haste with a rimjob, and they proceed to make out while there are poop crusties dangling as if icicles from mustache.

Me and the boys are Klondiking tonight

by stargazer872 January 3, 2019