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Kilt

He just got kilt
by Tj4100 December 16, 2018
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kilt

KILT ( adv.) - the act of disappearing spontaneously or going ghost, without reason, cause or known whereabouts, eluding contact with school officials, family members, friends, authority figures, and/or entire cities over an unknown period of time.
"I'm 'bout to go kilt on these niggas if they're not back by 6."

"Damn, I've been stressed the fuck out lately. I really need to go kilt for a few days. My phone's off, so don't call. "

"THAT SHIT KILT."
by Supreemo October 20, 2012
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kilt

"How's your little brother doing?"
"He got kilt doing some dumbass thug shit"
"Damn rip"
by rfry11 September 17, 2019
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kilted handstand

When you try to show off, but you show your ass instead, as a man in a kilt doing a handstand would.
Bob is trying to impress Alice with his dubious car knowledge, and Alice hasn't told him yet that she's been a mechanic for almost 10 years. He's doing kilted handstands every time he opens his mouth and I'm here for it.
by Zulikath October 1, 2025
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plaid kilt

p-p... p-p-p... plaid?!
*proceeds to act like a chicken*
Squidward: what do you think of Mr.Krab's new plaid kilt
by loggernamy August 6, 2021
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kilt

1. An article of clothing worn by Scottish people, that appears as a kneelength, usually plaid, skirt

2. A greeting used by Scottish folk, similar to the way Australians use the term, 'Mate'

^ This can be friendly, but can also be rude depending on the context or relationship with that person. (see definition 3)

3. A term used, primarily by Scots, to refer to someone who's unpleasant.
1. "I'm gonna wear a kilt today!"
2. "Hey, my kilt! How's it goin'?"
3. "Ugh, he's such an annoying kilt. I can't stand him."
by soapycarpet February 26, 2023
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Golden Milk Kilt

The same as a Milk Kilt, but the two participants are your wife and sister-in-law.
"Bro, I heard you got a Milk Kilt the other night! ""Naw, it was a Golden Milk Kilt, it was my wife and sister-in-law."
by Bigpumpzaddy May 11, 2023
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