Kelsiy

Okay so like Kelsiy is someone who gives the best advice like if you need help with anything you just gotta talk to Kelsiy. If you spell her name wrong and put an E instead of an I she will for sure correct you because you gotta get it right. Kelsiy can be quiet but once you get to know her she’s gonna go crazyyyy you’ll make some of the greatest memories of all time with her and if you mess with someone she loves she’ll go off on you😤 oh and don’t get me started on what will go down if you touch her food😳

Kelsiy: Dude did you really have the audacity to eat my leftover wings???
Dude #1: yea what are you gonna do about it?
Kelsiy:🤬

And dude #1 was never seen again...nah I’m just playing:))

by Xylaaaaa April 29, 2020

keyist

Adj. The most important thing in a sentence over other important things in a sentence.

“Hopefully he’ll find his way back, Hopefully is the keyist of words.”

by Barney the dumb dinosaur August 27, 2021

kessie

Extremely hard headed, independent, very sarcastic, loves animals, will defend there friends and beat the shit out of anyone who tries to hurt there friends. Kessie's are alcoholics.

Kessie is a badass.

by Top_Squish November 29, 2017

Kegsit

Drinking from the tap of the keg while sitting on the keg itself.

After three 30 second kegstands, 2 beer bongs, and a 2 minute kegsit Bryan was too drunk to move.

by Mr. Leiber December 9, 2008

Kelsilicious

1. so bad ass that he/she/it makes everybody's head turn. 2. someone/thing that is so insanely loud that he/she/it can break glass and/or get a whole row of bleachers to get up and cheer! 3. a crazy cool chick 4. a passionate lover and fierce friend!

1.wow! your girlfriend is so Kelsilicious she's got all guys jealous of you bro!
2. Dang, your friend is so Kelsilicious we have to invite her to EVERY party!

by MilaZ November 6, 2008

keyira

Keyira is a very sexy and funny person
Everyone loves her and all the guys wanna fuck her
And she has a very big ass

Wow damn is that keyira, bro I wanna fuck

by @ilovecats June 18, 2018

Kensington Mouthwash

The Curb Stomp maneuver made famous by the film American History X has it's origins in the city of Philadelphia. Known as the "Kensington Mouthwash" it has become the favorite means of dispatching ones foe in the predominantly ghetto neighborhood of Kensington. The Kenzo maneuver has been adopted by the city as a whole, mostly as a joke which shows you what kind of people they really are.

The Kensington Mouthwash requires you to somehow get your opponent onto the ground. Then you force them to open their mouth and bite down on the curb. From there, you apply the proper amount of force onto the back of their head in order to kill the person, preferably with a swift an decisive stomp or kick.

Timmy, get your fucking hands off my cheesesteak or I'm going to take you outside and give you a Kensington Mouthwash.

by PaperStSoapCo March 17, 2009