Kalens are very extraordinary and one of a kind. They are usually very fruity and like to mess around. They often resemble some type of animals, such as turtles. The tolerance for gays are usually as small as his dick, but don't let them trick you as they are hiding something about their sexuality from you ;). They usually like to change their hairstyle often and are very quirky.
Frank: Damn who was that guy you were talking to?
Lisa: Some guy called Kalen, he's very quirky.
Frank: I want to be like a Kalen!
Lisa: Some guy called Kalen, he's very quirky.
Frank: I want to be like a Kalen!
by Peter File ;) July 18, 2022
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a common "Kaleigh Scene" would have Bleach blonde hair, 40% over bite and gross teeth, eats only sushi which is the cause of her obesity, when wears brown is commonly mistaken for a UPS truck, over uses the word "cunt", does coke yo, and likes going to shows to hook up with black guys named shakeam.
whoa, shes almost as huge as Kaleigh Scene!
whoa, shes almost as huge as Kaleigh Scene!
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