kermit suicide

when you want to jump off a building

Mrs.Segui flew across the room and I wanted to kermit suicide

by yeetyeetjenny October 31, 2018

Kermit Daniels

A man, typically from the thoroughbred family, with an absolutely monstrous cock. Prefers Jack Daniels, hence the last name, and isn't afraid to go 10-0 on the pong table. A man that the women run to and the boys want to be.

All the girls love Kermit Daniels. Probably because he just destroyed Eric on the pong table.

by AbrahamDaniels January 31, 2018

Kermit The Froggo

Kermit The froggo is the best froggo of all he so spicy he ate my pig his favorite word is BILLY he also hates jenna marbles cause you stole his name kermit has a fetish over tea and is a furry he also loves my bed

He also really loves friday but some extra information is this just som fun facts

look up kermit fan fic

Kermit Get in my bed and we watch shrek and emoji movie woooh

Kermit The froggo is the best froggo of all he so spicy he ate my pig his favorite word is BILLY he also hates jenna marbles cause you stole his name kermit has a fetish over tea and is a furry he also loves my bed

He also really loves friday but some extra information is this just som fun facts

look up kermit fan fic

by I have kermit fetish May 31, 2018

Kermit-cide

The act of exercise thats pretty much it

Dude you need to chill with the kermit-cides you gunna get hurt some day

by Ascended Saiyan November 7, 2019

Kermit Slide

An event where a group of guys cover a slip and slide in lime jello and with a naked midget at the end. Common in fraternity initiations and gay pride events

Did you see that fraternity, The Quard, held a fund raiser buy doing Kermit Slides??? That was the gayest thing I had ever seen.

by Drite007 July 24, 2011

Kermit Sewer Slide

Often sites and multiplayer games censor certain words and phrases in an effort to be ad-friendly or kid-friendly. As Commit Suicide is a common casualty of this moderation, this phrase is a way to bypass the filters.

*Jimmy and Dave are playing Roblox because the school banned various actually good video games*
Jimmy: Today is another wonderful day to be alive!
Dave: Go Kermit Sewer Slide

by RussianDumbass June 2, 2019

kermit guy

A small black man that looks a shade of green.

"Hey, Kermit Guy, what's up?"

by Danielson December 8, 2005