The male equivalent of menopause. Essentially, it's when a dude gets old and stops having nocturnal emissions. Cream dreams.
"Dude, I dreamed of that hot waitress we saw last week and blew my load......I guess I haven't hit jizzopause yet."
by Woogitface May 30, 2019
Get the jizzopause mug.Referring to Scissors, which specific design is to cut objects, jizzors refers to somebody's sperm that is so potent, whether it be from eating to many citric foods, or from certain medicines, or from too much liquor intake, that when it hits the victim, it starts to cut through their flesh. These cumshots are very common in or around the pussy & asshole, the tits, the back, and the eyelids.
Tyrant: You ever notice how that one partner in our firm eats like 8 oranges a day? I wonder if he ever gets jizzors?
Big Easy: Have you seen his wife? She has welds all over her face. It's like he is melting a candle overtop of her.
Big Easy: Have you seen his wife? She has welds all over her face. It's like he is melting a candle overtop of her.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm July 26, 2019
Get the Jizzors mug.1) one who has achieved mastery of greatness and incapable of inferiority
2) basically the rawest nigga God could create
3) distinguishable by their perfected physique
4) manifestation of excellence
5) person of vital importance when entering the "danger zone"
6) embodiment of awesome
Juzion Is a leader amongst all and can guide the crowd through devastation.
Stan : "Where's Juzion?"
Bill : "He's probably on the field somewhere leading his team."
He is a master of all sports and is a very talented althlete.
Stan : "Where's Juzion?"
Bill : "He's probably on the field somewhere leading his team."
2) basically the rawest nigga God could create
3) distinguishable by their perfected physique
4) manifestation of excellence
5) person of vital importance when entering the "danger zone"
6) embodiment of awesome
Juzion Is a leader amongst all and can guide the crowd through devastation.
Stan : "Where's Juzion?"
Bill : "He's probably on the field somewhere leading his team."
He is a master of all sports and is a very talented althlete.
Stan : "Where's Juzion?"
Bill : "He's probably on the field somewhere leading his team."
Juzion
by Sawyer-2 May 21, 2020
Get the Juzion mug.1) one who has achieved mastery of greatness and incapable of inferiority
2) basically the rawest nigga God could create
3) distinguishable by their perfected physique
4) manifestation of excellence
5) person of vital importance when entering the "danger zone"
6) embodiment of awesome
Juzion Is a leader amongst all and can guide the crowd through devastation.
Stan : "Where's Juzion?"
Bill : "He's probably on the field somewhere leading his team."
2) basically the rawest nigga God could create
3) distinguishable by their perfected physique
4) manifestation of excellence
5) person of vital importance when entering the "danger zone"
6) embodiment of awesome
Juzion Is a leader amongst all and can guide the crowd through devastation.
Stan : "Where's Juzion?"
Bill : "He's probably on the field somewhere leading his team."
Juzion is a leader.
by Sawyer-2 May 21, 2020
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