Juke Stain

The blue jean colored marks found on the white walls after a ghetto ass apartment party. It occurs from mens blue jean covered ass being smashed against a wall by an overly aggressive woman jukeing too hard.

I need to figure out a way to get these Juke Stain s off of the walls or else I wont get my deposit back.

by Jukestainer April 3, 2011

Juke-ums

Having the ability to change direction so quickly you shake an opposing defender.

"Man I got mad juke-ums, ill break yo ankles!"
"Shit, number 23 has juke-ums!"

by Logan February 10, 2004

Juke Joint Jezebel

1. A song performed by industrial band KMFDM.
2. Means a A wicked or Promiscious woman who hangs out at bar, tavern, or roadhouse featuring music played on a jukebox or live bands(accocated with the blues.

Juke joint Jezebel's comming for my cremation.

by Walt Mc Cready January 21, 2008

Juke mode

1. adj. Describing something as being cool, tight

That dudes car is juke mode

by Shawn McAllister January 10, 2009

Juke Box Zero

The person (typically male) who has accumulated a music library on their iPod that all others would dream of, but wastes it by insisting that one must only listen to their crappy On-The-Go playlists, or listen to it exclusively on shuffle without skipping songs; thus creating the Dentist Music Effect and therefore becoming the guy nobody likes.

Shane: "Have you seen Todd's iPod!?"

Lisa: "No."

Shane: "Oh, well it has every song anyone could possibly ever want, AND he updates it regularly. Too bad he's a juke box zero and never lets me listen to anything but his Simon & Garfunkle playlist and his extensive collection of Louisiana Blue Grass.

Lisa: "What a fucker! I hate Todd!"

by Their pseudonym November 20, 2009

Juke Bomb

The act of walking into a bar, dropping a $20 in the Juke Box, selecting the same Justin Bebeir song (the most effeminate one he sings which in my opinion is all of them) over and over again until the money is gone, then immediatly exiting the premises with haste.

The bikers attempted to make it throught the fallout of a strategically placed "Juke Bomb" of the Justin Beiber song "One Less Lonely Girl". After the third playing, the bar was forced to clear out, and the man hunt for the assailent was on!

by BloatedYak March 11, 2012

Juke Box DJ

A DJ that only plays top 40, or 100, music in a bar and nightclub. The music is not remixed or mashed-up at all, but instead the DJ transfers from one original track to another.

The DJ spins music similar to the single tracks heard on popular day time radio (not remixes), has no or very little creativity with the tracks, and lacks in interacting with the crowd of listeners. Audiences are almost better off listening to a juke box.

If you don't scratch or remix beats, you must be a Juke Box DJ.

by mixnscratch February 5, 2010