Jose

The fattest person on earth, he has friends named Kevin, Nick and Ash.

Omg it’s a jose! PLEASE YOU GUYS DONT DO THIS TO ME!!

by Owwoowens July 12, 2020

Jose

The mexican immigrant who sells oranges by the roadstop in El Paso.

Guy 1: Hey can you give me an orange?
Guy 2: We'll get on the roadstop on 5 minutes, then you can buy some from Jose.

by Rumpelstiltskin The Jew February 4, 2014

Jose

A Fucking asshole that is really unloyal, and tells you that he loves you and then leaves you and doesn't care how much it hurts you.

Person: "I'm going out with Jose tonight!"
Person2: "Oh, keep your eye on him, he'll cheat on you"

by ThaBlondie1253 February 23, 2015

Jose

A man whose legs are so hairy, he looks like the half boy/half beast creature on Narnia.

Damn dude, I know you must be hot cuz you got that Jose going on and it's 100 degrees outside.

by Stew-Pac August 20, 2010

Jose

Jose a mexican tamale maker who is a swinger. Quite the chubby chaser too. He sees a FUPA and he's there. Loves any and all sluts just like America is about give me your tired and poor.. Joses' motto is give me your whores of all shapes and sizes, diseases dont matter one cannot be picky. Titties and pussy (blue or not) is still titties and pussy. Most Joses' have no moral code and are a disgrace to everyone around them. If you hear the words "mmm smells like pussy in here" you know you've just met a Jose. Joses' are known to occasionally dabble in making phone sex/ voice recordings of themselves. Bottom line Joses' are the worst of the lot. Dirty little perverted man whores, who are sexist against women, that have no srtandards or morals of any kind and usually die of venereal diseases. If you meet a Jose run. But to be fair most Joses' are closet romantics. Don't be fooled!

Example: Hi my name is Jose and I'm going to act all mean and dickish, then be nice to you to get down your pants with the sole intention of giving you an STD so that you'll be stuck with me forever.

by Adolfs minge September 26, 2012

Jose

The most overused beaner name in the world

Let’s name our kid jose! 💀

by Recycled clown April 15, 2020

Jose

1. A guy who dupes in Minecraft

2. Has really bad WiFi and lags out of parties quite often often diagnosed as JIV

3. Sweats a lot in any game he plays has a collection of over 10000 sweatbands which he handwashes every month

4. Smells weird

Bro don’t be such a Jose

Bro my bad i pulled a Jose

by Ohifell June 24, 2019