(n) a adolescent rich or middle class male from suburbia
suffering from "little dick syndrome" a brain disease which forces them to torment or bully people which they consider to be threats.
characterized by their collective douchiness and cool water cologne, their prey often consists of small males as well as drunk females in which they may often beat up or engage in sexual intercourse with or both (although pseudo homosexual relations is usually kept within the pack)
"jockoffs" can always be identified by the heavy use of hollister,aeropostale and hurley brand
products and apparel. Transported usually in "tricked out" japanese sports cars they live at home
until they are thirty and have ten kids.
suffering from "little dick syndrome" a brain disease which forces them to torment or bully people which they consider to be threats.
characterized by their collective douchiness and cool water cologne, their prey often consists of small males as well as drunk females in which they may often beat up or engage in sexual intercourse with or both (although pseudo homosexual relations is usually kept within the pack)
"jockoffs" can always be identified by the heavy use of hollister,aeropostale and hurley brand
products and apparel. Transported usually in "tricked out" japanese sports cars they live at home
until they are thirty and have ten kids.
That group of turds you see at the club
that spent more time on their hair than
the girl they're trying to drunk fuck
Man 1 "Look at that jockoff over there hitting on
that drunk girl"
Man 2 "Careful man. They travel in packs"
that spent more time on their hair than
the girl they're trying to drunk fuck
Man 1 "Look at that jockoff over there hitting on
that drunk girl"
Man 2 "Careful man. They travel in packs"
by The Anomalie June 7, 2009
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