lil jodie

under aged little slut. craving attention

girl walks by with her backpack in a tanktop and a skirt that shows her ass cheeks.

damn look at that lil jodie

by jimmy dirts November 13, 2011

little jodie

a rat boy sort of looking thing with a distinct fragrance. usally found laid in a pool of it's own filth with a used tampon put up his nose. wakes up to shout 'fuck you, you fucking fucker, hope you die and get run over by a bus'.

hello there little fella. aren't you small and crapy. come on then, lets go little jodie.

by lang January 23, 2004

fat jodie

Loud, Extremely funny, overweight and short. Loveable and the best friend you could have. You wouldn't swap her for anyone.

"Aww she's as sweet as a fat jodie"

by Timilehin October 12, 2017

Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie is simply said, perfection. But there is nothing simple about this goddess that walks the earth. From her stunning lips to her amazing body, she represents perfection as a human being. She received international stardom for her roles in the Tomb Raider movies and rightly so. She has somewhat accelerated her movie career whilst caring for her adopted children and the child she has with Brad Pitt (luckiest man in the world).

"Wow, that was perfection, just like Angelina Jolie."

"This movie needed more Angelina Jolie."

"Angelina Jolie - 'nuff said."

by The Great Kraken August 28, 2007

angelina jolie

the place where heaven meets earth. angelina jolie is a beautiful, sexy, perfect and kind hearted person. she is also a badass actress to boot.

Angelina Jolie is so hot.

by wootwoot1000 September 12, 2009

Angelina Jolie

The reason why we men get morning wood and random boners. Even if we haven't seen her, read about her or ever heard about her.

Yep, she's that good.

Also, she would be a nice avatar for God.

Angelina Jolie. What else can you say?

by JcDent June 17, 2007

Joliesa

A crazy directioner who has a strange taste of music. A white girl who's obsessed with hot dudes. A London dreamer who eats a lot.

Ashley: hey guess what I just found out

Joliesa: what

Ashley: I'm such a joliesa

Joliesa: -_-

by tyi_fue April 30, 2014