Jocelyn

Jocelyn is the best person in this entire universe. She’s a beautiful, talented, sophisticated young lady with the most delicious body. Most people are jealous of her because every guy wants her. All of her exes regret not putting up with her. She also rejects a ton of boys, so you’re lucky if she gives you a chance. She’s shy at first, but as you get close to her, she’ll show her true self. She excels at piano and volleyball. People will most likely say she will become a successful woman. She’s very goofy and will always give you a wonderful time. She’ll build you up when you’re upset. She’ll be there for you when you’re feeling lonely because she’s the best. Jocelyn keeps her social circle small. If you happen to be in that circle, you wouldn’t want to leave because you won’t get back in. Although she appears to be rude or mean, she’s just an honest person who cares more about the truth than hurting feelings. She tends to correct others and rub her intelligence in everyone’s face. Don’t get into an argument with her because she’s amazing at providing proof. But overall she’s perfect and easy to fall for.

Woah is that Jocelyn ?
Damn look at Jocelyn .
Jocelyn is sooo perfect !

by Wendy Adams August 26, 2018

jock mort

rhyming slang for good sort - when sung refers to the whereabouts of a hot chick

"jock mort, jock mort, jock mort, jock mort, jock mort, jock mort"

by Mr.Oxford March 23, 2008

swamp jockey

One who rides swamp donkeys on the reg.

Skinny Kid #1 "You see that girl Schmalz brought home last night?"
Skinny Kid #2 "Yeah, that kid's a real swamp jockey!"

by callaham April 22, 2010

Jocksygen

The act of sneaking up behind someone in the locker room after gym class or a football game and wrapping your freshly used jock strap around their face and pulling it tight.

I ended up with the scent of taint on my face when Joey gave me jocksygen after the game.

by braves006 January 2, 2009

Jock Legend

long off the tee but not with a big hooky topspin flight. anyone can hit it long with the hook. you have to be a beast in the gym and be willing to rip off the top in front of the ladies and know that you look great. proper ron burgandy i look good shit. also you have to be good with the ladies. proper charmer and have that twinkle in your eye when a nice lady walks by.

Going to play golf with some Jock Legends

by bossofthemoss June 28, 2011

jock sniff

The act of jocking a male athlete for no good reason. Example: Drake, Jeff H.

Jeff is the biggest Verlander jock sniff.

by McWeenus May 26, 2014

Jock Pussy

Noun: A masculine and dominant vagina owned by a FtM trans-person.

"Bro lemme be gay with your jock pussy"

by Lemon-lenin May 30, 2019