jfk moment

The moment after discovering something truly mind-blowing, usually accompanied by a hand gesture. Slightly less formal than an Abe Lincoln moment.

Kid: "What about infinity times infinity?"

Adult: *JFK moment*

by Duke Ivan Charles Kornstein May 20, 2014

JFK'd

to have a bullet or other high velocity object enter you head and neck area fatally.

I was just riding in my car through Dallas when i was suddenly JFK'd

by joed293 March 23, 2010

JFK'd

A term in video games that is used when someone gets shot in the head by two or more sniper shots simultaniously

Watch your head, theres some good ass snipers in here and you'll probably get JFK'd if your exposed long enough.

by xSo0pAxfLYx July 23, 2007

JFK'ed

Getting royally fucked over for a simple mistake or an in-direct joke at the said person, we like to call this ''JFK'ed''. If you don't agree with their terms and ideas you'll get ''JFK'ed'', make sure you've got money in your Paypal account as well otherwise, you'll get ''JFK'ed''

-Hail Raares

Person 1: Yo Mr. Wallidruid hassani, please stop scamming people.
JFK: No, I don't think I will. *bans*
Person 1: *JFK'ed*

by hail raares April 13, 2020

JFK'ED

When playing a video game one person in your group or team is suddenly sniped from nowhere. Resulting in a sudden oh shit moment.

Me and Mike were capturing an objective when he got JFK'ed. It scared the shit out of me.

by Cry Havoc December 20, 2021

JFK airport parking whore

A under educated low life woman who works at airport exit parking booths flirting with customers in hopes of landing someone who has money. These women are busy hiding in booths flirting and busy giving hand jobs and blows jobs to co-workers. These women also hide in quiet spots in company vehicles doing dirty things with coworkers. These women prey on new employees, young and men in the professional fields hoping they can get rich! They are bored in the booths so any man exiting parking lots are easy prey. Beware of these women or you may never have peace in your life again!

A jfk airport parking whore solicited me for sex and asked for my number.

by Airport Parking Whore December 18, 2017

JFK'd

You yell this when you snipe someone in a video game.

Get JFK'd you loser.

by PhatCracker November 7, 2022