jewsh bag

a jewish douche bag . Primarily referring to that uncle and/or any other family member who berates you for being a young modern jew in today's world, usually this person is a hypocrite and is downright obnoxious. the yenta for te modern male jew.

"Man, have you met Misha's uncle?"
"Yeah, dude, he's such a jewsh bag"

by Jack Silverberg December 5, 2007

jewtard

A mentally retarded Jewish person.

Timmy: Daaah, I like matzah baaalls!
Paul: Who's that?
Dave: That's Timmy. You know, that retarded Jewish guy?
Paul: Oh yah... he's a jewtard

by ultralordofweed April 2, 2008

jewtastic

1.awesomely jewish
2.better than everyone else

submitted by Drew

Im Jewtastic

by Drew February 27, 2004

Jewtaku

Goyim with a fetish for Jewish people and/or Judaica. Derived from the English appropriation of the Japanese word otaku.

"Jewish" is itself a highly contested term, so someone you view as a Jewtaku may actually self-identify as Jewish.

Not to be confused with a Jewish otaku (aka a jewbaka).

VIE: Elvis was a Jewtaku 'cause he used to wear a chai necklace.
ELI: His mother's mother's mother was Jewish.
VIE: I stand corrected -- Mitochondrial DNA FTW!

by PBMax May 20, 2008

Jewshot

A ugly and most undescribably disgusting basketball shot made by a jewish or Jewish related person

"dude look at that shot! That was totally a Jewshot."

"Damn i know, that was an air-ball!"

"I know!"

"Hey wanna smoke some weed?"

by DJ Gowa January 4, 2010

Jewhad

Like a Jihad, but generally a lot less dangerous. a jewhad is a curse a jew puts on you, often resulting in loss of money of absent foreskin.

John: Fuck man, i need your help!

Eddy: What is it?

John: Rabbi Bergenstein put a jewhad on me and now my money is gone

Eddy: He got me too

John: What happened to you?

Eddy: Lets just say my cock is Jewish

Adolf: Whats up guys? The rabbi again?

Eddy: Yep

Adolf: dont worry, i will stop this from ever happening again

by chubby thy legend February 17, 2010

Jethro

The w.t. (white trash) version of ghetto.

Making your kids watch ANOTHER "Scooby" tape while you and your friends smoke meth is so Jethro.

by dan stewart April 25, 2006