jew'd

adjective, If something is "jew'd" it is stuffed-up, broken, in need of repair. Origins are uncertain but believed to have originated from Overnewton College in Melbourne, Australia

This computer is jew'd!

by Danny Dick March 20, 2005

Jewdapp

Someone who makes a stupid huge amount of money but blows it on stupid shit like Jet Ski's, Exhaust kits, and Star Wars action figures and then needs to borrow money for lunch twice a week. See also Hodapp.

"Hey guys, lets go get lunch."

"Ok, How about Taco Bell?"

"Ok, but I don't have any cash, can you cover me?."

"You are such a Jewdapp! Maybe you should sell some of those action figures to pay for lunch!"

by Sameer Butte September 9, 2005

Jewdo

A jewish guido. half jewish, half italian, full fist pumpin partier. Can be spotted in the gym, tanning, doing laundry,(GTL) at the beach and sometimes in temple. Hangs out with all types of people and can create a good time anywhere.

"Wow that kids a real guido.....oh wait he's just a jewdo."
"We should defiantly bring the Jewdo with us to attract some girls"
"Yoo jewdo come spot me on this last set"

by drewgotts May 10, 2010

jewdoer

an insult to an idiot who just did something completely futile, ignorant, stupid, ridiculous, etc.

usually, the idiot is your friend.

"You freakin' Jewdoer."

"Because you're a Jewdoer."

by krystal April 5, 2005

jewdad

noun. something that is jewish-related of which you don't know the name

Why does that guy have strings hanging from his shirt? Eh, I dunno; they're jewdads.

by georgem December 15, 2008

jewduh

a unique character who is distiguished by his muted-colored polo, passion for cooking mediterranean food, exotic animals and always bringing home a pair of multiracial girls (has no connection to the Jewish faith)

Guadalupe Luz de la Nevada:
Yeah, let's hang out at Jewduh's

Ming Yue:
Of course, I hope we get some delicious salmon!

by lornaslovesleaves April 3, 2009

jewdian

native american jew, part of lost tribes of Isreal. Are entitled to profit from every casino in Oklahoma.

You're like a combination of the millionaire matchmaker and a jew, which makes you a jewdian

by chelebell November 14, 2011