Jewish Cowboy

A Jewish guy who is very unstereotypical: doesn't "look" Jewish, "act" Jewish, usually doesn't have an extremely Jewish name and typically hangs out primarily with non-Jews but still identifies unequivocally as Jewish.

ex. Actor Paul Newman, MLB Hall of Famer Hank Greenberg, Gene Simmons & KISS, champion wrestler Bill Goldberg.

"While real-estate lawyer Harvey Lipshitz went to a Nancy Pelosi fundraiser, Jewish Cowboy James Miller was pulling some 5-star pussy at the club"

Jewish girl 1: Who's that hot guy? I've never seen him at temple before.
Jewish girl 2: I've seen him at the gym before.. he's like sooooo cool
Jewish girl 1: a regular Jewish cowboy *giggles*

by JewishCowboy February 10, 2010

Jewish nigger

An impossible situation.

-How can you be simultaneously rich, poor and a thief?
-A jewish Nigger

by GasShowerForJew June 15, 2019

Nice Jewish boy

1. The kind of guy that a triple-h- and other Jewish girls have a wicked crush on. Common characteristics include:

- Curly dark hair
- Brown eyes
- Swarthy/olive complection
- Very kind
- A big nose
- Really intelligent
- Extremely funny
- Kind of well-built, on the skinny side
- Tall
- Is very attached to his stereotypical Jewish mother that is very over-protective and probably hate the girl that finally sinks her claws into him

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2. How elderly Jews refer to younger male members of the tribe.

1. Rachel: OMG, did you see Chris from Hebrew school?!
Sarah: Yeah, his is a nice Jewish boy!

2. Elderly Jew 1: Do you know that boychick that volunteers at the old folk's home?
Elderly Jew 2: Oh yes, Chris is such a nice Jewish boy!

by Michelle Weinstein September 3, 2005

Jewish Marmalade

When a man nearing their climax when engaging in sexual intercourse, then proceeds to ejaculate on the top rear section of the women's head resembling a yarmulke/kippah.

Chaim gave Liora a Jewish Marmalade last night.

by Steve Mazzagatti October 16, 2008

jewish-buddhists (jubus)

A Jewish person who finds fulfillment in Buddhist philosophy and practices, but has not given up their Jewish identity. Mostly found in those of the "baby boomer" generation who were unsatisfied with a stauch, unfeeling Judaism of the 1950's and 1960's. For an excellent illustration of this group of Jews who make up rougly 30% of practicing Buddhists in America see "Jew in the Lotus," by Rodger Kamenetz.

A Jew who matintains a Jewish sensibility as well as a Buddhist mentality.

by Lauren Trexler-Berg September 28, 2004

Jewish House Arrest

When a Jewish person is stuck at home on a Friday night because their family keeps the Sabbath.

Robert: Hey Julie are you coming out tonight.
Julie: No, I can't I'm under Jewish House Arrest.
Robert: Okay, Shabbat Shalom.

by polbo December 31, 2010

jewish married

When you are married by default, as any similarly aged people of opposite gender must be if a Jewish grandmother is involved in the decision making. Its like an arranged marriage, without the actual marriage.

Oh, him? We are basically jewish married. My grandmother decided it the first time she met him, even though we've never dated.

by AK_Jew March 23, 2011