Aunt Jemima Breakfast

When you wake up in bed next to a fat black woman with a sweet taste in your mouth.

I don't know what happened last night but at least i woke up to an Aunt Jemima Breakfast instead of a ben from boston!

by sweetsweetoldwomenaremyfetish July 21, 2015

Aunt Jemima

A religion that has come a long way with the Stwabewweeh Empire over many years. We as Jemimimians have many genders such as Inflatable Raft and Jelly Filled Doughnut.

My god is Aunt Jemima

by xXX_HAXOR_MLG_420_XXx February 23, 2017

Jemima

A typical common looking girl with specs on, Not the most hot types, but loving and caring! Not all Boy's first choice but could be second! she likes to keep a little bit of upper lips which are occasionally wet after drinking water from bottle. These hard working girls forget to shampoo their head before work and might keep away!

Guy 1: I went to the supermarket yesterday, There I saw Jemima!
Girl1: Wow what was she like?
Guy 1: she was Hot AF but smelly!
Girl1: ughh?
Guy1: But that smell caused my Donga to grow as high as a tower!
Girl1: Disgusting!

by craig77 November 1, 2019

jemima

A girl that can't decide between two guys or girls. She is typically very small and gets angry easily and walks like the Hulk. She's a skatepark slut and is boy obsessed and gets called meatlovers. She lies a lot to get attention. She likes to hang around KFC in Ocean Grove. She loves talking about her problems and doesn't listen to anyone else and thinks the world revolves around her.

That chick reminds me of jemima, she's such a bitchy whore.

by jemjemhayyyyyes November 13, 2017

Jemima

A complete jackass that will be nice the first time they meet you, but they will soon find bitterness and become the worst bitch you've ever met.

Jemima, you're so nice
Thanks...
5 days later
Jemima, I think I've told you before... but...
Shut the fuck up you bitchy cunt, I fucking hate you!

by Wtheactualfuck May 26, 2018

Uncle Jemima

When two gay dudes lube up their assholes and place them together to form an airtight seal and then one passes gas. It pushes the gas into the other gay dude and makes his stink star expand and pop a bit, thus giving pleasure.

Hey Thad, rub that maple syrup on my pucker and then back over here with your pants down. I had burritos for lunch and I want to give you an uncle jemima. (also known as the gay shotgun)

by SirCockalot May 15, 2008

Aunt Jemima

The act of locking a girl in a closet for a period of 5-24 hours, after said lock up, one ejaculates onto pancakes and offers them to the girl. The girl should be so hungry that she eats them.

"Hey! So I pulled my first Aunt Jemima today!"

by sicknastymn July 16, 2009