Jenson Six-Pack

Six loose cans of beer, which do not necessarily match, removed from a fridge and placed into a plastic shipping bag and brought to a social gathering.

What are you bringing to the party?
A Jenson six-pack

by Jenson69 June 24, 2019

Jewson

Jewson is a g. He is the son of God and owned by Cheryl and Cheryl. Jewson is going to be famous one day and has the BIGGEST d*ck out of everyone on earth

Cheryl : hey jewson my son

Cheryl : awww hello jewson

Jewson : f*ck off u poo

by Blackmansuckyourmum September 23, 2019

JETSON

Something you call someone who drinks there own piss and showers in there own sweat

John:Oh what is that smell Darrell:ye I think it's a JETSON

by Dr P phile October 22, 2019

Jenson

A massive loser who cries because they don’t get It their way . Manipulate people all the time and use them for shit . Spoilt and spends most his time on the x box . He thinks he can be a ard lad with all he’s designer but truly ain’t , boxing and wrestling might be a passion but sucks at it . Gets into an argument with someone most likely the same person every least 3-5 business days Thinks he can talk and own a girl but talks to others to get it his way . Must feel really bad for his mate always constantly having to cope with him .

Jenson get off the x box

Jenson you owe me money

Jenson stop airing

Jenson I’m pissed off at you

Jenson fuck off

by Sob wanka December 26, 2019

Jegsoned

When one is so blackout drunk, beyond the capability of the ability to form real words.

“Habba da habba da”
Damn he musy be jegsoned right now.

by Urban Duude December 2, 2020

Jenson Brown

Just naturally the best around always gets girls left right and centre a lot off people get jealous of a Jenson and will try to attack him but cannot be beat

Jenson browns are gods and can not be touched

by Can’tbelieve youdon’tthis57 January 28, 2021

JENSONS BARN

Long drawn out explaination of something.

Well we had to go around Jensons Barn to get that one.

by Maine girl January 29, 2021