Jarvis 12:16

initiating kok and ball torture protocol

You heard of the verse of Jarvis 12:16?

by huntmaster900000 November 17, 2022

Murphy-Jarvis

When a drivers Ed students hit the barrel while parallel parking during the drivers test.

You failed your drivers test by pulling a Murphy-Jarvis!

by Coach Jackson December 2, 2021

Jarvis

InSaNe BrO

InSaNE mEaNs JaRvIs

by pussykiller68 July 4, 2019

The Lachlan Jarvis

A virgin and bad soccer player. It is known for travelling Queensland and weighing 2 Tonnes. It is often used as an insult.

You are The Lachlan Jarvis.

by Jay Jarvis July 21, 2024

Jarvis

To hang out with friends; to dangle.

Hey, you guys want to Jarvis this weekend?

by Pseudogary January 25, 2021

Harry Jarvis

A boy with an extremely small penis and who enjoys sex with small animals

Tom: Ron, whats what high pitched screaming noise?
Ron: Oh, dont worry, a harry jarvis must have found a squirrel,

by Sshdkdn November 22, 2018

Jarvis

Someone who looks up supplemental information that can assist in the completion of a task

"Looks like I'm stuck on this level. Hey, Gary can you Jarvis this part for me? I need a hint."

by Prof_Gucho August 8, 2025