Jared

19 and never learned how to fucking read

Hey Jared can you read number 16 for the class?
No I cannot what up I Jared

by g(y)ay July 18, 2018

Jared

Like Justin, but fatter and more sensitive.

That dude is such a Justin.

No, he’s totally a Jared. Look at the way his tears drip down his double chin.

Oh, damn! You right!

by Jason Mimosa June 2, 2018

Jared

Hot ass mother fucker that is always sexually explicit around females

man, he sure acts like a Jared

by CLC.Claire May 7, 2017

Jared

Jared is 19, he doesn't know how to read
( (vine reference)

"Hey I'm Jared, I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read"

by Bitchy Bastard August 8, 2018

Jared

A guy whose greatness is legendary.

That guy must be a Jared.

by Infinite Spit June 11, 2018

Jared

a hairy homeless midget who never showers. It lives under bridges, it's diet consists of toothpaste & waffles. Very vicious and does not make a good pet.

Girl: I had a pet Jared once, i had to get rid of it though.
Boy: Why?
Girl: It smelled horrible and ate all my toothpaste. Then it tried to bite me.
Boy: You poor thing...

by A Very Amazing Person. (: December 20, 2010

Jared

The biggest Bitch the world has ever Known. He is a douchbage who loves licking big sweaty balles and sucks monkey cocks at the zoo.

If you want to go to heaven don't be a Jared.

by Erick decker May 8, 2018