Janky

Poorly constructed or put together, and does not seem like it should function at all, although it may perform beyond expectations.

That entire computer system is janky

by leaf November 11, 2003

Jonkey

A tall oaf like creature, who can't row, never has any money and is a bit thick

Look at that jonkey rowing

by kieran Pulford July 21, 2011

janky panky

there's just one word: sex.

katie and matt were definately NOT doing the janky panky in my room!

by dizzy miss fizzy April 25, 2008

jakey cake

wen the male puts sperm in the crack of a woman's butt cheeks, therefor making a cake.

he gave her a wet jakey cake last night !

by poopfacelol June 27, 2010

Janky Xiong

Janky Xiongs Are low class and generally Asian names; The people with this name are usually anti social but when you get to know them they are pretty cool. Although they have unusually small penis they are a lady magnet !

Girl 1: What do you think of that knew kid Janky Xiong?
Girl 2: Bro i heard he sucks in bed but I still want to date him!

by Vlad aka God December 7, 2018

Janky

Sorry assed, broke down, or tore up. Shady, or hella foul.
Originally heard when I lived in the East Bay area from the rapper Chunk. Also see janked out.

Janky hoes don't get chose. Any liquor store that don't sell the Super Socko & Gin is janky as all fuck. This nucka's hizzy is janked out like a crankhouse.

by Smokehouse Brown December 30, 2005

Jankerbomb

The act of a drunken masturbation session where one has a jagerbomb on hand and does his shot while ejaculating on his roommates floor.

If this douchebag wakes me up bitching one more again im going to jankerbomb his room when he goes to work.

by Jager King February 18, 2011