by Mega Faggoy November 24, 2018

by colinjmahoney January 27, 2019

The sweetest man alive. Romantic but not soppy, charming and confident yet humble and not proud, sickeningly kind but not a push-over. Dark eyes and hair, mysterious, the perfect husband. Extremely good-looking, in the traditional way. He's supportive and encouraging, so encouraging, and will allow you to be the best you can be without pressuring you. Very loyal to his friends, loved ones, and beliefs. Has a hilarious sense of humour, is extremely passionate and has a deeply compassionate heart.
by GIRL:) January 11, 2015

An annoying beta male who somehow has tried to get with every girl known to man to have sex with them in a field.
Hi, i'm Jamie. Have sex with me in a field?
by A Coochie Inspector Calls October 18, 2019

A boy who talks to animals and trees. He invades other people's feelings and washes dishes in extremely hot water without flinching. He dislikes wearing shoes. He's extremely sweet and has this way of making slobber sound like something enticing. He's right 95% of the time, regardless of how frustrating it is. He's extremely attractive and patient and is determined to marry a really random girl. You wish you had this.
by waffle1120 April 10, 2010

My sister told my mom and dad that I had a house party and got drunk the last time they went out of town. Next time they go out of town, I have to go with them. She pulled a Jamie on my parents.
by NFL NUTT August 6, 2011

by Iron Butterfly June 1, 2004
