martin jakob

i understan clearly everything im not sure about litke bit of everything

Martin Jakob: i understan clearly everything im not sure about litke bit of everything.

by MartinJakob6956145420 August 26, 2022

jakob smith

A person who always catches fire when hanging out with friends

Wow he is such a Jakob Smith we should carry a fire extinguisher with us

by Bible thumper 6.66 April 9, 2017

Jakob and Meadow

This is the worlds best couple and they can never be separated. These two people should get married.

Jakob and Meadow are so cute together.

by Mr.carrot November 20, 2022

Jakob Gundermann

A typical German dude with a middle part who DJ's at frat parties. Often considered "above average" by his girlfriend but in reality is a 4/10 with a 5 inch peen. His best attribute is wearing his "U of T Soccer Backpack" around campus.

Damn, Jakob Gundermann was looking mad sexy on that DJ booth at dke last night!

by oh_behave November 22, 2022

Jakobe Bryant

The white version of Kobe Bryant

Damn Jakobe Bryant sure can play.

by JustOneTime November 12, 2016

Jakob Lester

Way better than Adam, a dick that puts men to shame and wets ever vagina within a mile... (also super rich)

Jakob Lester: *in the showers*
Adam Klein:*wets vagina*

by 3than_7aylor June 12, 2017

jakob jones

A clown ass nigga who thinks he’s hard so he snitches on everyone who can beat his ass because he thinks it’ll impress the middle schoolers.

Don’t even waste your time with Jakob Jones.

by Cotton pickin ass nigga January 24, 2020