A kind of jabroni that probably wears hemp jewelry, "skates" on a longboard and listens to white reggae. Says "dude", "brah", and "like" a lot. Schedules his day around smoking weed. Acts like a surfer but never surfs.
by 727Haole October 22, 2012

"No, bro, I don't want to educate myself on the perilous effects that corporate tax cuts have on the working class nor do I want to strengthen the flawed and underfunded American Safety Net."
"Chill, bro. You're being a JaBronie right now."
"Chill, bro. You're being a JaBronie right now."
by MandemBronem February 7, 2021

A jabroni is a loser, punk, bitch, or any other non-redeeming quality of a person. People usually call someone who this when they are annoying, fearful, or irritating.
by Thatguywhoknowsdefinitions November 28, 2022

(Noun)- A professional wrestler who’s job is to lose the match. It literally translates to being “a loser.” Popularizer by the Rock but the word has been in the vocabulary or the Pro Wrestling community since the mid 20th Century.
by LoneWolf184 June 29, 2020

Jăh-BRŌH-nēē - <noun> (slang) - 1. A slang meaning distasteful, unpopular, or unsavory fellow. 2. One who embodies 'the art of sucking' in all forms. 3. An unpleasant person who displays several arrogant or obnoxiouis personality traits and possesses a flamboyant, loud, & abrasive personality despite lacking the merit, social credit, or physical prowess often associated with an alpha personality. 4. (ironic) A term of endearment used among friends in a teasing fashion.
ORIGINS: Jabroni is NOT a new word, despite the claims of young people who recently discovered the slang. Jabroni has it's origins in the Eastern European and Italian neighborhoods of Philadelphia and New York in the 1950s and 60s as a slang for a goofball, asshole or jerk. The original slang shares a connotation with the genitals of a barnyard animal (swine) and may have been a play on the Italian word for pork/ham - 'giambone'
In popular wrestling parlance, the word is associated with Dwane "The Rock" Johnson who used Jabroni as a derogatory slang towards other rival wrestlers in the 1990s. Dwane "The Rock" Johnson openly admitted, in several interviews, that he adopted the slang from famed 1980s WWF wrestler "The Iron Shiek" who was known to frequently use the slang term backstage at wrestling events in the late 80s. Jabroni also has a connection to the term "jobber" which is a little known wrestler brought into wrestling events specifically to lose to a higher billed wrestler/
ORIGINS: Jabroni is NOT a new word, despite the claims of young people who recently discovered the slang. Jabroni has it's origins in the Eastern European and Italian neighborhoods of Philadelphia and New York in the 1950s and 60s as a slang for a goofball, asshole or jerk. The original slang shares a connotation with the genitals of a barnyard animal (swine) and may have been a play on the Italian word for pork/ham - 'giambone'
In popular wrestling parlance, the word is associated with Dwane "The Rock" Johnson who used Jabroni as a derogatory slang towards other rival wrestlers in the 1990s. Dwane "The Rock" Johnson openly admitted, in several interviews, that he adopted the slang from famed 1980s WWF wrestler "The Iron Shiek" who was known to frequently use the slang term backstage at wrestling events in the late 80s. Jabroni also has a connection to the term "jobber" which is a little known wrestler brought into wrestling events specifically to lose to a higher billed wrestler/
1. Who's this Jabroni walking up in the fur coat and stupid hat? What a d-bag!
2. You mean Joey from gym class? Oh I hate that jabroni, I mean... that guy just sucks so bad.
3. Look at this jabroni talking to those cute girls like he has a fucking chance in hell! You can tell they'd rather die than deal with his stupid ass. I think he's even wearing a diamond crusted grill. Like, dude, YOURE WHITE... give me a break.
4. Hey, what's up jabroni, how the hell you been, broseph? Long time no see!
2. You mean Joey from gym class? Oh I hate that jabroni, I mean... that guy just sucks so bad.
3. Look at this jabroni talking to those cute girls like he has a fucking chance in hell! You can tell they'd rather die than deal with his stupid ass. I think he's even wearing a diamond crusted grill. Like, dude, YOURE WHITE... give me a break.
4. Hey, what's up jabroni, how the hell you been, broseph? Long time no see!
by Roblox OOOF noise guy June 24, 2023

by Chris Benoit May 19, 2021
