by martin gravity March 08, 2022
"JOOB JAB!"
by bobbybadfingers January 27, 2009
-noun -verb
1. The act of physically jabbing a woman's poon.
2. Any person who instinctively makes an activity or situation unbearable on the level of receiving a poon jab. Commonly mistaken for a douche or dip shit, or fuck tard.
1. The act of physically jabbing a woman's poon.
2. Any person who instinctively makes an activity or situation unbearable on the level of receiving a poon jab. Commonly mistaken for a douche or dip shit, or fuck tard.
In a professional training session:
Sean: he he. Hey guys I just farted and screamed like a wounded hippopotamus.
Dustin: Oh my God...
Brandon: Really guy?
Instructor: What a poon jab.
Guy1: That girl tried to kick me in the balls so I totally gave her a poon jab.
Guy2: Right on!
Sean: he he. Hey guys I just farted and screamed like a wounded hippopotamus.
Dustin: Oh my God...
Brandon: Really guy?
Instructor: What a poon jab.
Guy1: That girl tried to kick me in the balls so I totally gave her a poon jab.
Guy2: Right on!
by Fireman23 April 20, 2011
by dark kite August 03, 2008
A Jab Network is a youtube channel that relies on small, quick hits of low quality content in the hopes of getting views
by Lil smooga February 21, 2018
When you put your thumb and index finger in a pinching position like a crab, and pinch your girls puffy upper vagina multiple times in a row. In a jabbing motion.
by Thundacat October 30, 2013