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jabroni

This is-uh obviously the Spanish "cabrón" filtered through the-uh Italian-immigrant "Mario" filter. How does capocolla become "gabagool? This is "cabrón" overheard by a "jamoke" who doesn't know what he heard or what he's saying.
any time someone calls someone a goat, jabroni works just fine
by tocantonto November 18, 2020
mugGet the jabronimug.

Bro Jabroni

A kind of jabroni that probably wears hemp jewelry, "skates" on a longboard and listens to white reggae. Says "dude", "brah", and "like" a lot. Schedules his day around smoking weed. Acts like a surfer but never surfs.
"Is Kurt going on that trip to Puerto Rico?"
"That bro jabroni? Hell no."
by 727Haole October 22, 2012
mugGet the Bro Jabronimug.

JaBronie

"No, bro, I don't want to educate myself on the perilous effects that corporate tax cuts have on the working class nor do I want to strengthen the flawed and underfunded American Safety Net."
"Chill, bro. You're being a JaBronie right now."
by MandemBronem February 7, 2021
mugGet the JaBroniemug.

Jabroni

Someone who gets paid to lose.
Look at that Jabroni, cant hit the ball to save his like
by shiestysznbrrrr February 19, 2022
mugGet the Jabronimug.

Jabroni

The Rock says Twitter user Jabroni is actually a pretty cool dude
Jabroni clicks heads
by Aqwa November 16, 2020
mugGet the Jabronimug.

Jabroni

Either an individual or a group of people on most likely found on pontoon boat, JetSki, or 1990’s shitty runabout with empty beer cans littering the floor. They enjoy riding around in endless erratic circles that make no fucking sense creating a wake on a perfectly quiet morning that makes a nice lake virtually non-skiable. It is speculated that many Jabroni’s are unhappy and have miserable lives hence why they would rather be riding around in circles alone on a boat at 8am instead of being home with their family.
Sue - “god damn fucking Jabroni’s are coming out. Get you ski let’s go”
by Paul the time September 5, 2023
mugGet the Jabronimug.

jabroni

This is-uh obviously the Spanish "cabrón" filtered through the-uh Italian-immigrant "Mario" filter. How does capocolla become "gabagool? This is "cabrón" overheard by a "jamoke" who doesn't know what he heard or what he's saying.
any time someone calls someone a goat, jabroni works just fine
by tocantonto November 18, 2020
mugGet the jabronimug.

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