This is-uh obviously the Spanish "cabrón" filtered through the-uh Italian-immigrant "Mario" filter. How does capocolla become "gabagool? This is "cabrón" overheard by a "jamoke" who doesn't know what he heard or what he's saying.
by tocantonto November 18, 2020

A kind of jabroni that probably wears hemp jewelry, "skates" on a longboard and listens to white reggae. Says "dude", "brah", and "like" a lot. Schedules his day around smoking weed. Acts like a surfer but never surfs.
by 727Haole October 22, 2012

"No, bro, I don't want to educate myself on the perilous effects that corporate tax cuts have on the working class nor do I want to strengthen the flawed and underfunded American Safety Net."
"Chill, bro. You're being a JaBronie right now."
"Chill, bro. You're being a JaBronie right now."
by MandemBronem February 7, 2021

by shiestysznbrrrr February 19, 2022

by Aqwa November 16, 2020

Either an individual or a group of people on most likely found on pontoon boat, JetSki, or 1990’s shitty runabout with empty beer cans littering the floor. They enjoy riding around in endless erratic circles that make no fucking sense creating a wake on a perfectly quiet morning that makes a nice lake virtually non-skiable. It is speculated that many Jabroni’s are unhappy and have miserable lives hence why they would rather be riding around in circles alone on a boat at 8am instead of being home with their family.
by Paul the time September 5, 2023

This is-uh obviously the Spanish "cabrón" filtered through the-uh Italian-immigrant "Mario" filter. How does capocolla become "gabagool? This is "cabrón" overheard by a "jamoke" who doesn't know what he heard or what he's saying.
by tocantonto November 18, 2020
