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Mrs. Johnston's new hat

Hey Orel, how's Mrs. Johnston's new hat?
by Eggzylofone February 22, 2024
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Val Johnston

A famous women known for her kinky actions throughout Ireland. Able to pull things such as plastic lightsabers and 20 inch dildos out of her vagina and rectum.
Did you she Val Johnstons show the other day?
Yeah she pulled a whole dildo out of herself!
by Pssyeatersigmadaddy96 May 15, 2025
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Johnston, Iowa

The city of blonde haired, blue eyed, skanks.
Person A: I really hate Johnston, Iowa
Person B: So does everybody man
by Myapeters<3 July 17, 2021
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Andrew Johnstone

Yo bro do you know where andrew johnstone is?
shii ion know
by infintiteetete November 16, 2023
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Joshua Johnston

Joshua Johnston is a blonde hair, blue-eyed beauty. He never fails to love you unconditionally. He is a definite 10/10 and amazing future husband. He is a pro at baseball and should go to the MLB. He is destined to marry a girl whose name starts with K. His relationship with God is so special and has a strange addiction to Fruit Loops. He's an amazing kisser and hugger! If you get a Joshy never ever let him go!
Joshua Johnston looks so good today! He plays baseball so well!
by Agatha hart December 7, 2021
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Michael Johnston

He is (according to google) 24 years old, but looks not a day older 19, with a whopping 197,000 followers on Instagram. Although he has more humans following him that I could ever imagine. He is also mine and many others favorite person. He has wonderful and underrated music that I can't get out of my head. His song "Make It Easy" is playing on my playlist 24/7. He did amazing on Teen Wolf, (Corey, who he plays, is my favorite character), but his music slaps way more, no offense Teen Wolf because I love you. So overall he is A M A Z I N G. period.
"Who is your favorite UNDERRATED music?"
"Oh, definitely Michael Johnston."
by malia & gaby December 30, 2020
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emma johnston

an emma johnston is the type of person to shag every person that walks past her as she is a smelly whore. she also has 17 toes
i was walking to the shop and ran into an emma johnston she had 17 toes and smelt like fish shit
by 🧖🏾‍♂️ June 3, 2020
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