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Johnathan

Johnathan is a nice guy but he’s kind of a crackhead. He shares with people and he’s funny. He has some what a lot of friends and be gets along with a lot of people. He’s a PRO GAMER and he love Fortnite.
Friend:Where’s Johnathan

You: probably doing crack ;)
by Papaws February 8, 2020
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Johnathan Faraday

Johnathan is a ordinary dude that plays soccer. He is adopted and 50% Italian and is a huge fan of women. He also thinks that Steve Parker is the G.O.A.T.
What's a Johnathan Faraday?
- only the best human in the world.
by giorgio_chiellini24 January 18, 2022
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Johnathan

A gay faggot who likes fucking boys under the age and really wants a 19 inch cock every day for summer
Wow look at that Johnathan he likes it big!!
by Itsshallot11 February 10, 2025
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Johnathan

If you were to ever come across a johnathan you should befriend them right away! Though shy and awkward at times he is one of the best friends you could ever have! From his goofy personality to his amazingly random talents a Johnathan is sure to make your life better! Sassy attitudes, to fun and games over time you find that he always has a big personality! Loving his hobbies like cars, shoes, guitars, watches, etc. He is a master of his crafts!

A great partner who is always there for you, a 5 star kisses and best Cuddles around! And late night in bed, you better bet nomatter how the day was he'll hold you close and love you unconditionally! Small silly thoughtful gifts can be found when with a Johnathan, from fire mixtapes, to your favorite snacks he always has you covered! Weather he be a friend, or a partner you can't go wrong with a Johnathan!
"Hey what do you call a fake noodle?!"
"What Johnathan"
"An Impasta!"
*uncontrollable dumb laughter*

I love you goober♡
by Spacedace23 February 12, 2022
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Johnathan

Johnathan is the most attractive, handsome guy you’ll ever meet. He takes pride in his work, style, and especially his hair. You can never mistake his presence because he’s always the funniest person in the room, and never fails to make you laugh.

Even though he has a lot of friends, he only considers a select few as his closest. He’s a very private person and it’s hard to get close to him. But that makes him an extremely loyal boyfriend, who cherishes his girlfriend to the fullest.
Person 1: Who’s that super cute guy that makes everyone laugh?

Person 2: Oh that must’ve been Johnathan. But watch out, his girlfriend doesn’t play about him.
by proignialove May 16, 2025
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johnathan conroy

A fucking retard who looks like a toenail and calls people shmeet thinking hes something he's not
"Yo look at that retarted kid going around calling people a shmeet "
"he must be a johnathan conroy
by guy 7 787878w April 20, 2018
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Johnathan prayer

A very bald tall and hot dude. He is an amazing friend and actor. Johnathan is my best friend.
by Special guy ;) March 16, 2022
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