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Jamaican Car Wash 

Act of driving one's car into a rain storm, smoking a joint, and shampooing one's car. Bonus points for listening to bob marley or aer.
Tim: Did you hear that storm last night? I about shit my pants from the thunder and lightning.
Kevin: Actually I took out my 64 dodge drango with a scoop of the half I just picked and had myself a good ol' Jamaican Car Wash. Denise from middle school even came out , it was wild bro and my whip has never been so clean!;)
Tim: Word

jamaican fajita

The dogs packing a Jamaican fajita

Jamaican walrus 

The act of smoking through the anal sphincter.

Not necessarily associated with sexual intercourse.
-Did you see that old school video i recommended you?
-Oh, the one where that stripper makes a Jamaican walrus on stage? That was amazing!
Jamaican walrus by hekiw October 5, 2018

Jamaican flute 

1. A slang term for a weed pipe, most commonly used on islands around Jamaica in the Caribbean.

2. How you play the Jamaican flute is by blowing ash out of a pipe or bowl piece which sometimes makes a flute sound
bob: do we have anything to smoke out of
marley: yea I have a Jamaican flute
bob: Whats a Jamaican flute
marley: It's the most common instrument in Jamaica, all you have to do is blow ash out of it to play it
Jamaican flute by Corrupso December 8, 2018

Jamaican Custard

When solitude continues for far too long, leading a customary masterbation routine in to a twisted session of penetration by a jar filled with years of ejaculation.
Leroy: “is Timmy doing alright?”
George: “nah he hasn’t been out of his house for days. He better not be doing the Jamaican Custard
Leroy: call the police

Jamaican Culo 

When you hide your weed inbetween your ass cheeks so the cops wont find it, or so you wont share
Them pigs aint find shyt, i pulled the jamaican culo on them bitch ass niggas.
Jamaican Culo by Dajobsucks October 19, 2020