jartycuck

Derogatory term for an user of the now-defunct imageboard site jakparty.soy, also known as "the jarty".
Variants: Jartycvck, Jartypedo, Jartygooner (no one says this).

Chud1: Jartycuck below me.
Shartycuck: oh I'm a jartycuck, oh I'm a jartycuck ~

by cobgang1488 January 6, 2025

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Jarthnax

noun- Legendary antediluvian artifact, once in the possession of the Byzantines, since lost too history. Per the Historian Gurstwic, it was the source of Greek Fire, inertial drive & could transmute various metals into Gold

Blenry: Dude, did you see Robert Sephers latest video on the Jarthnax Device? Totally the source of Greek fire!!

Blarry: No way, I fucking knew the Jarthnax was something totally bitchin!

by JATHANIEL February 5, 2025

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Jartex

when a Minecraft server goes from being the India of Minecraft Servers; to the Gary, Indiana of Minecraft servers after the 7 year old kids leave for greener pastures, and all that's left is bots in the lobbies
synonymous with enshittification

1: This server is so dogshit that its becoming like Jartex!
1: It's so P2-
You are muted! (23h 59m)

by GQYSLQP CQNSQQQMER January 23, 2026

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Jartex

when a Minecraft server goes from being the India of Minecraft Servers; to the Gary, Indiana of Minecraft servers after the 7 year old kids leave for greener pastures, and all that's left is bots in the lobbies
synonymous with enshittification

1: This server is so dogshit that its becoming like Jartex!
1: It's so P2-
You are muted! (23h 59m)

by GQYSLQP CQNSQQQMER January 23, 2026

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Jartin’

When you’re fartin’ an you think about Jon and Martin from The Magnus Archives

Dude, I was being a nerd and looking at Jmart fanart and I had a lot of dairy earlier, so I just started jartin’

by Anything4ourMoony April 29, 2025

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Jartin Sackwood

The correct ship name for Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood from The Magnus Archives.

Person 1: Dude, stop being a nerd and looking at fanart. Who even is that?

Person 2: It’s Jartin Sackwood!!! :D
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Person 1: I love jmart.

Person 2: Erm, actually it’s called Jartin Sackwood

by Anything4ourMoony April 29, 2025

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