Jared

One who humps legs until the point of ejaculation

"My boyfriend pulled a Jared last night; needless to say he got my sheets all wet and I still got nothing out of it."

by Gerch December 04, 2007

Jared

A creepy boy who likes to approach women in grocery stores while stroking his little dick.

Yeah, I was just trying to get some Oreos when this guy approached me, he was a total Jared, and really short too.

by Noot noot January 20, 2017

jared

a person whos name is jared duh. hes weird and random at times and he also sings annoying songs that get stuck in my head. blahzerz!

jeny: jared your soo weird

jared: no u!

jeny: jk your cool

jared: no u!

jeny: aww thanks teehee!!

jared: no u!

jeny: k.. getting annoying now.

jared: lalalala

jeny: ah my ears!

by jeny March 01, 2008

Jaree

The best lover there ever was.

Jaree is the shit.

by December 18, 2022

Jared

The guy who doesn't give a shit

Ace: I wish I was a Jared
Jared: No one gives a shit

by Ace Phillips August 25, 2020

Jared

Loves memes and most likely wears glasses. He likes to go to the gym to watch girls work out. He also says kinky a lot. PS he loves bath bombs there tasty

"Jared's trash!"
"Jared says kinky"
"Jared stop eating bath bombs!!"

by Brotatochip1820 November 14, 2018

Jared

He a bitch but we love him

Jared, you a bitch. But we love you.

by Toesheo September 15, 2021