Itchy Penis

When the area around your penis begings to itch.

"Gawd, I have an itchy penis!"

by IX April 19, 2005

The Itchy Dick

That irritating itchy burning sensation you contract from dirty whores.

"That Whore gave me the itchy dick so i punched her in the taint in an effort to fight aids"

by Noogles Ecu December 14, 2007

Itchy Tits

A state of excitement or arousal.

Just got paid. I’m all itchy tits and ready to go.

I’m all itchy tits for thanksgiving. Yes. Me too.

by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2018

Itchy mouth

Itchy mouth has a similar meaning like big mouth. It means someone can't stop gossiping or likes to kick up a fuss. It's very common among high school students and 1st year university students.

"Hey pork pie, you need to see a doctor for your itchy mouth!"

"I'm sorry teacher, I can't control myself, but you know the root cause is the school culture?

by 1st year gossip Uni. student March 21, 2009

Itchy Muskrat

Fat Fuck. See Ricky Musgrave.

Itchy Muskrat... what a faggot.

by The Whole Entire World March 9, 2005

Itchy Richard

Basically an itchy penis. Ususually caused by an STD/STI. It is named to mean "Itchy Dick"

Dude 1: I just slept with that whore last night and my cock itches like hell!
Dude 2: You'd better pray that she didn't give you an itchy richard!

by richard head/dick head April 11, 2009

itchy palms

The condition of being so intensely irritated by someone that you want to slap them, and thus relieve the itchiness of your palms.

Paris Hilton is giving me itchy palms. I'll have to slap her.

by ChuckieStringer March 14, 2009