Sir Ramsey

a higher tier being which is similar in ranking as a god. he is the legitimate ruler of all minimum wage catering staffs. he performs speeches with his herculean like figure and gives out orders demurely. a pussiant man that has more power than the almighty B.J. Sir ramsey like to plant his seeds in underage boys who linger around in lingerie.

sir ramsey planted his seed in my mouth

by AmillionFireflies June 16, 2020

sir wesley

The finest kind of gentlemen. The classiest of the class. Always down for ass but doesn't kiss and tale. Sir Wesley is known to be sent straight from heaven. All the bitches love him.

Good golley Sir Wesley was lookin nice and classy today, And of course had about 17 girls on him

by Sir Wesley The Second September 24, 2013

Sir Steezy

a name that gets yo bitch wet

Ayo is that Sir Steezy???? Everyone look!!! It's Sir Steezy

by Jay Yuchikage July 13, 2022

sir ken

A name given to a really dark skined person. The name is a hybrid of ken boon, which is rhyming slang for coon. The word 'Sir' is usually given to someone for outstanding efforts in their chosen field, however this is ironically funny, since a person has little influence over their skin colour. Basically a racist term derived from a group of people aptly named 'The Bang Bros Crew'

'man, u see that guy go past, he was a sir ken!'

by David Mankel August 06, 2007

Sir Spanky

Reference to a chronic male masturbator.

This is my friend Bill. But you can call him Sir Spanky.

Hey here comes my boss, Sir Spanky.

I spent the whole weekend watch porn and beating off. Just call me Sir Spanky. Although Sore Spanky really applies. My dick is about to fall off.

by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018

Sir Vollhoffer

Sir Vollhoffer is a demonic gigger that listens to fowl fowl city and flogs to it like a demean. he flogs and flogs to it so much he gets scabs and cuts. hes so mad that he puts peanut butter all over his cuts and lets nigger's lick it off that gets him off. also the illustrious Sir Vollhoffer is an accomplise to the monster known as professor J.Stafford another member of this anti-semetic brigade is Mr.French its just demonic. P.S Republican Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sincerley,
Dr.C.Leland

Sir Vollhoffer is a mad demon

by Dr.C.Leland April 11, 2010

Sir Napkin

When a future llama in disquise drags a watermellon under his furl, causing a mellow dramatic reaction within the mutation core upon which a thousand baby seals tremble in ecstasy as rush limbah beats them off with a rusty iron pole.

Unfortunatly, we need more cowbell Sir Napkin.

by ABaconborrito January 30, 2009